The Real Scooby Doo

All grown up and ready to tell everyone how it REALLY was to lead the "Mystery Gang"

[the-real-scooby-doo]

A Typical Dysfunctional Team

Don’t get me wrong here, when we were in-between jobs, there probably wasn’t as much drama as other teams. The gang generally got along, and had an open-minded no-harm/no-foul attitude about things. But we were not a tight-knit family and, more specifically, Shaggy and I were not the fast friends that everyone seems to think we were.

For example, the whole over-eating schtick was funny at first, and it helped add a little levity to the pretty dark shit we dealt with on a daily basis. But, although I publicly accepted it stoically, privately I really had to draw the line at Scooby Snacks. But no matter how often I asked him to back off, Shaggy thought it was hilarious to snatch them out of the air as Velma casually tossed one to me.

Those fucking things tasted like a mixture of wood-chips and chalk-dust overbaked in an oven made of dried cat-shit.

But they were MINE!

[the-real-scooby-doo]

Everyone always assumed Fred was the leader of the gang, since he typically came up with the plans. But did you ever wonder why the show wasn’t named “Freddy Jones”?

[scooby-doos-balls-official]

great point, you always were the leader! but you can’t forget about what i brought to the team either. behind every succesful dog is a successful set of balls :)

[the-real-scooby-doo]

Well, under, but let’s not be pedantic. In any case, I definitely count losing you as one of my greatest regrets. Not that I had much of a choice, mind you; it was more of an intervention than a decision.

[the-real-scooby-doo]

Leading from the shadows

Everyone always assumed Fred was the leader of the gang, since he typically came up with the plans. But did you ever wonder why the show wasn’t named “Freddy Jones”?