[the-real-skeletor]

Living in several boroughs around a city in the UK will have you saying shit like "Yeah i have opps in Wilmslow"

[the-real-skeletor]

Ugh I need to use tumblr more. Though it's probably only my closer friends on here that actually care about the occasional life updates I post about. I mainly just use this as a way to vent my ramblings anyway. My friend unfortunately got sectioned and im trying to help her through that. But im getting a tattoo today, my first one. Also im unsure about moving house, I still live with my ex (broke up 2 years ago but still good friends) and I want my own place in town but I dont think I'll be able to afford it so may need a new job... but those are hard to come by. Lots of things happening but my mood is generally better than it was a month ago so, yeah

[the-real-skeletor]

Being bi is so weird. When I compliment someone, nobody knows if it's simply a complement or im being a devious pervert, not even myself

[the-real-skeletor]

I LOVE BEING BALD!

BALD JOY!

[the-real-skeletor]

Keith David & Clancy Brown old man Yaoi

🤝

Michelle Yeoh & Angela Basset old woman Yuri

[the-real-skeletor]

Social media really has us telling everyone everything and I think it's a psyop. My friend just told me he sharted and although thats extremely funny, no normal person would say that. I think maybe all the super personal twitter posts have made everyone so lacking in shame that they must be a cia/ Russian psyop to get people to leak every bit of personal info they have on themselves.

[depsidase]

[the-real-skeletor]

Keith David & Clancy Brown old man Yaoi

🤝

Michelle Yeoh & Angela Basset old woman Yuri

[the-real-skeletor]

See when it comes to karaoke, my spirit is willing but the throat game is weak

[the-real-skeletor]

Last night I had a dream where Kyle MacLachlan and Winona Ryder had a child who was the actual 2nd coming of Christ

[rebrandlateer]

Bruh

[paxamericana]

this is just called "being an alcoholic"

[the-real-skeletor]

A high ranking government official is exposing alien manipulation and you're discrediting him with lies

[the-real-skeletor]

Found out my Ethiopian coworker has been calling me slurs in Amharic it's so funny

[the-real-skeletor]

My friend was trying to describe that famous writer and eventually said "Oh! Emmet Hermingway!"

[the-real-skeletor]

One of my colleagues dryhumped my leg in front of a customer yesterday

[the-real-skeletor]

Welcome to crab city homo

[30-minute-memes]

still waiting on my maid outfit

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

@the-real-skeletor @shyce-overgod look guys, your post got stolen

[the-real-skeletor]

I haven't been to my museum in so long my artifacts are being stolen

[30-minute-memes]

still waiting on my maid outfit

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

@the-real-skeletor @shyce-overgod look guys, your post got stolen