The submissions I have gotten so far!
(to keep everyone in the loop and reduce multiple submissions of the same object)
Onion Chopper/Mini Food Processer
Fingerless Gloves (made of wool)
Dead Baby Possum Killed by Chihuahua (RIP)
Sparkly Dice That Look Like They Should Be Edible But Aren't
One Flavor Blasted Cheddar Goldfish
Holly the Dragon Beanie Boo
Haunted Callie Calamari Doll That Drinks All Your Pepsi and Calls You a Bitch
320 Pack Glitter Gel Pens
Comically Oversized Lollypop
An Innumerable Amount of Lost DS Styli
Loch and Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster Ladles (one solid, one with strainer Holes)
Working McDonalds Ice Cream Machine
A DVD Copy of Over the Hedge (2006)
Soviet-Era Apartment Complex
A Candle That Smells Like Fragrant Evergreens
Siren Percussion Instrument
Bright Orange VHS for the Rugrats Movie
White Boards/Chalk Boards
NA Mazda Miata (Specifically With Googly Eyes)
Native American Fire Opal Blade
Eye Mug From a School Ceramics Sale
Vincent Van Gogh's Sunflowers Painting
Polly Pocket Website (circa 2005)
Rounde (Sheep Plush Adored by Friend Group)
Shoelaces (From The President)
Ace of Spades Playing Card
"god i wish that were me" Screenshot
Lip Smackers Watermelon Chapstick
Halloween Skeleton Decoration
Rainbow Desk Lamp Christmas Gifted By Aunt
Dragon Ball Z Volume 4 (Manga Paperback)
"Previously on X-Men" (YouTube Video)
www.hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com
The World Trade Center (WTC)
LNER Peppercorn Class A1 60163 Tornado
The Giant Canadian Rubber Duck
TI-84 Graphing Calculator
Dirty Glass Bottle You Find In The Woods
Flower Bush By The Pavement On The Street
The Statue Of The Shoe That Almost Hit George Bush
The International Space Station
Wings of Fire Slightly Used Coloring Book
The Entirely Of Wikipedia Printed Out
Tom Scott's Best Thing Survey
Sand-Filled Frog Toy Named Floppy
Two Paper Cockatiels On A Wire Stand On My Desk
Animal Shaped Rubber Bands
Yellow Pajama Pants With White Stars On Them
Glow in the Dark Celing Stars
A Copy of "The Book Thief" (2005) by Markus Zusak
School Chair Attached To Desk
Elementary School Yearbook
The Tiny Jack Hiding In The Wall Of My Trunk For When I Have A Flat Tire