Y'all, I need to get back to work over here.
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@the-resident-devils
Y'all, I need to get back to work over here.
[gross sobbing]
"Oh don't worry, it isn't mine."
I love our boys so much you guys.
Boy if that ain’t the truth.
Songs of Metamorphosis and of Experience
Dante: Has anyone seen V?
Albert: Unfortunately. He's been talking with my sister for the past hour and a half.
Dante: That doesn't sound too ba-
Albert: Exclusively in Blake and Kafka quotes respectively.
Dante: Holy shit.
Albert: I hope you're aware that I'm blaming you for this.
Sometimes we just have to be real with ourselves.
Just two friends shopping for their wedding rings uwu
Based off: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10809924
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I have to reblog this over here too! This is where I keep all my Vergil/Wesker shenanigans (and just general Sparda kid or Wesker kid fuckery). It's also where I posted the fic this came from after I wrote it! You are an absolute treasure, my friend. 💙🖤
What form of power is this?
Y'all, as soon as I get my motivation back, we're gonna get up to some shit in here again. After 5, the floodgates for new fuckery have opened and I am here for it. If you want to remain spoiler free, I'll use the tag "so it is written" so you can blacklist that if you want!
What A Horrible Night to Have a Curse
Dante: Hey, Vergil, I've got a lead on a new--
Vergil: [doing paperwork with headphones on]
Dante: Vergil. V E R G I L.
Vergil: [can't hear him at all]
Dante: Huh. Might as well make this a jam session, then! [breaks out Nevan and jams loudly, which causes feedback that makes Vergil toss the headphones off]
Vergil: How in the-- [looks over to Dante] Of course.
Dante: [notices the exasperated look and stops playing] Aww, I thought we were having a Partridge Family moment.
Vergil: Hardly. What do you want?
Dante: I got a lead on a new mission, but it seems more up your alley. [hands over a file folder]
Vergil: [looks over the papers he's given] This does look promising. I'll take care of it.
Dante: Knew I could count on you. [picks up the headphones and goes to hand them back]
Dante: [quizzical look]
Dante: [puts one earphone up to his ear]
Dante: ...is this Devil Trigger?
Vergil: [abruptly takes the headphones back] I don't want to talk about it.
Thank you @firemoonlily for pointing out that Nero apparently learned a version of Cobra Strike from Virus Dad.
Gotta let it out
Nero: BANG BANG BANG
Dante: [in unison while playing air guitar] PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER
Vergil: ALRIGHT, ENOUGH!
[stops the playback]
Vergil: THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE 300TH TIME YOU'VE PLAYED THAT SONG. IF YOU DON'T LISTEN TO SOMETHING ELSE RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO CATAPULT YOU BOTH INTO THE SUN.
Nero: Jeez, someone's touchy he didn't get to share the spotlight.
Dante: You might say that his-
[rewinds, unmutes, turns up the volume on the speakers]
Dante: FRU~STRA~TION IS GETTING BIGGER
Vergil: I hate both of you so much right now.
That was how Vergil unknowingly gained Alex’s blessing to date her brother.
I messed around in photoshop a few weeks ago and made these. Then I figured, “What better time to post this than National Umbrella Day?” [The cap of Albert came from https://wolfshadow14081990.deviantart.com/ who has a ton of amazing screenshots!]
What else did you expect from this fuckery blog?
Hope your holidays have been rad, regardless of what you celebrate! :D
Sometimes you need to rework your approach when certain somebodies decide to fuck up your plans and live. H o n e s t l y.
I can’t be trusted with the internet.