Ready to RUMBLE

[the-rumbless]

Rumbles Barbie meme

[the-rumbless]

Am I too late for the "Mr. Obama" RP?

[the-rumbless]

IT'S 2023!! Ha!

[mapsontheweb]

Map of European countries whose capital has an Irish Pub.

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

[loremerchant]

[the-rumbless]

Y’ALL I STAN CLUSTERFUCK BIGFIST NOW ULTIMATE RUBE Thank You Charlyne for voice wrestle fight acting

[gobsmacker2000]

I HAVE NEVER CONNECTED WITH A CHARACTER MORE IN MY WHOLE LIFE. I LOVE GROWING SQUASH SO MUCH THIS IS A GREAT DAY SQUASH IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER OF ALL TIME THANK YOU CREWNIVERSE BRB GOING TO BUY SOME OVERALLS 

[the-rumbless]

that last post--i'm--i think i'm gonna need a source on that? on that "pearl and rose are alfred and batman" thing? because that cannot be a series of actual words you typed and be a real thing, that just--it can't be. i'm not processing it. i just. what.

It is honestly not THAT off from other obtuse stuff they said on social media or via interviews. The Crewniverse really should shut a bit more often.Source. Latest podcast. Here is a snippet from it on facebook where it is said. https://www.facebook.com/StevenUniverse/videos/927336664118731/UzpfSTMwODQ4OTMwOTMyODkxNToxMDI3NDc5NzQwNzYzMTk4/Alternatively you can find it if you google “Steven Universe podcast july batman alfred” cus facebook direct links don’t work for me always.I am sorry OP

[the-rumbless]

wait. But Fink is an actual kid

It’s either adult put in baby chair or child being sexually frustrated by their adult creator / master by sniffing his coat like the latter is so much worse but I do not watch OK KO so I cannot confirm lol

[the-rumbless]

It’s weird how Ian Q NEEDED to put a small adult person into a baby chair (did in OK KO, scrapped in SU) but you all ignore that but if it involves Pink Diamond ppl get mad when you assume small people to be children because they want to ship her with Pearl while the crewniverse said something about their relationship being Alfred and Batman This shit is such a wreck

[the-rumbless]

kiwitiddy replied to your photoset “All hips aside, I…suspect some of y’all watch OK KO (like, not me)...”

this really how some of yall spend your time huh

You too, apparently

[damnthecrits]

Ha! I found out that SU Critical is a thing and I laughed out loud. Really? People are criticizing Steven Universe and other shows like it. They’re kid shows really people. Kid Shows! Shows for kids! Plus they’re cartoons! Freaking Cartoons! You can’t take cartoons seriously, especially ones like SU which dealt with serious subjects before! Kids don’t deserve shit! They’re stupid as hell so obviously shows made for them have to be too! God you Crits are pathetic. 

Now please be sure to follow my blog because my next post will be a top ten list of why we should take animation more seriously. 

[surfeited-bismuth-deactivated20]

You know freaking what-

[surfeited-bismuth-deactivated20]

I was gonna get a screenshot for this but I found something worse - they repositioned her eyes?? and changed the shape?? and her entire face??

[yourfavoriteshowsscreencaps]

Stegpo: “Pawpaw I Tolnd You Having Lunch With OUr Friend’s Named Gelatin And Rolby Was A Bad Idae… Roby Is Genting Very Hungery…”

Gelg: “I Know This My Sweet, Small Boy… Just Holnd Your Ham And Chees Sacndwilch Over Your HEad Until She Clam Down!”

Rolbus: “GIVE ME THE HAN AND CHEAS”

[saiyanshredder]

The SU Critical Community: “This show is xenophobic, sexist, and horribly written!”

Also The SU Critical Community: “The writers are stealing our ideas!”

[the-rumbless]

Here is the thing; creative fans’ ideas are not stolen, the fans PROJECT their ideas and theories onto this show’s writing, thinking that is how it is and that they unraveled it and are now satisfied. But in reality, nothing of such is really written or confirmed. (This is what “projecting” means) None of the ideas or theories from fans are well-written per se, it’s just in the projecting part. You do the writing part and think the show did that. Assuming you make this Strawman out of Lily Orchard’s quote, she called the theory of Rose being Pink Diamond the most horrendous theory and that is the one Rebecca Sugar went with. The worst one.

That the show is a racist rancid mess is a different topic. (Like not really but we gotta divide general story telling and morals here for you to understand.) The criticism the show gets are not necessarily from the same people who make theories. EVERYONE makes theories. Stans too. The whole take here is that you stans do not see that SU really is not worth the defense. The power was in you all along. You are the one creating what you like to see. And that’s all the more impressive when you lack reading comprehension.

[rubesquad-deactivated20190115]

i am having WAY too much fun with this

[gmodad]

Pink Diamond was planned

This creates major flaws in the show’s writing.

• It shouldn’t have taken just 5 episodes for a reveal this big.

• This makes certain plot holes/inconsistencies way worse

- Every episode regarding Pearl’s individuality & freedom is now invalidated

- The heat compression thing is not common knowledge, why was this just written into the episode? A major plot point? No.

- Amethyst has eaten immense amounts of food countless times, and has never regurgitated (*Specifically Crack The Whip features Amethyst eating then getting poofed)

• The mural????? This was planned?!♦️→💎???? The rotation and all? 2 Seasons later in Garnet’s flashback, Pink is again shown with a quadrilateral♦️gem shape.

• Seriously this shouldn’t even have been possible to introduce and carry out in 5 episodes.

Bonus: Why was so anxious Yellow Diamond to end the trial? What was the importance of any of this episode.

Bonus Bonus: How does nobody recognize Pearl? [Pre Crystal Gem] Garnet mentioned in The Answer ‘[Rose’s] terrifying renegade Pearl’ so they had to have known about her. She’s come face-to-face with several homeworld gems including Blue and Yellow Diamond, although briefly. Was there no profile on her? Zircon wya?

Honorable Mention: