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ADS Votes “Break” as “Most Sexually Charged Word of 2222”

"It was a close competition", said ADS spokesperson Laila Echo, citing words like "Basilisk", "Piss" and "Knife" as other potential contenders.

"But as usual, whatever freak shit they have going on at the Eidolon Corporation won out in the end."

Screaming Coworker Burning Alive Least Uncomfortable Part Of This Work Meeting

Millions Dead In Piss Incident

One Dead In Tragic Car Crash Incident

Woman Comes Out Of Confrontation With Darkest Corners Of Own Mind Refreshed And With Renewed Sense Of Self-Importance

Most Popular Technique Of Online Debating Lost Overnight As Hundreds Of Forum Users Forced To Touch Grass By Infectious Eidolon

Luna-1 Government Worried 60 Hours Of Training For Police Force May Be Overdoing It A Little

MAID Corporation Employs "Skill Issue" Defense In Legal Case After Video Of Employee Slaughtering Squad Of Runners Is Leaked

Experts Warn Unsafe Disposal Of Toxic Yuri May Be Devastating To Lunar Air Quality

Gachatorium Under Investigation For Overly Ethical Business Practices After Player Manages To Win

0 Days Since Eidolon Corporate Secrets Last Leaked On Starcadia Forum

Top Scientists Hard At Work To Answer Age-Old Question Of “Why Is Selfcest Hot Specifically When It Is Lesbian”

Scientist's Position As Top On Shaky Ground After Other Scientist Does Cool Knife Trick

They're Just Like Us: This Dolphin That Passed The Mirror Test Five Years Ago Is Posting About Being A Former Gifted Kid

A Second Genevieve Has Hit The Moon City

Revolutionary New Malware Can Physically Come To Your House And Threaten To Kill You If You Don't Enter Your Credit Card Information

QA Testers Drenched In Blood After Intense Debugging Session

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