Valeriana’s Bluff

Fangs of ice, blood of snow

[the-serpentine-goddess]

Sooooo what do we think

I think that they truly did not hold back with the fanservice. Good for them, good for them. Profitable for their game, and for the minds of their young adult audience.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[the-serpentine-goddess]

Plague was with Wind, I now recall.

[the-serpentine-goddess]

The sheer, unbridled smarmy look that this man is giving is unacceptable. Jail for malewife. Jail for malewife for 1000 years.

[the-serpentine-goddess]

…Sigh. Alright, who put my husbwife in the cloner seven times? I know it was one of you.

[the-serpentine-goddess]

I am an age-old goddess who shows no fear in the face of the toughest battles, and even I know better than to ride my horse without a helmet. A fall can be fatal or incapacitating if you fall on your head. There are many examples of famous mortals having their lives taken away from them by not protecting themselves.

I thought I would share since I saw something that reminded me of it. Do the wise thing.

[the-serpentine-goddess]

A new series called The Serpentine Queen? Oh, these myopic mortals make me laugh.

[the-serpentine-goddess]

I have not had the chance to call someone a “myopic mortal” in a long time, which is a shame because it is the best insult I have ever heard.

[the-serpentine-goddess]

Where in the world is that man? Ah, probably enjoying a long slumber.

[the-serpentine-goddess]

To those still latching onto the propaganda that is painting us snakes in a negative light- know that I have an inherent need to stand up for my kin. I will be drinking my wine from a goblet made from your skull at my next banquet.

[the-serpentine-goddess]

What if I told you that the thought process “never trust a snake” is highly prejudiced and based merely on your negative perception on an animal not unlike any other? Foolish.

[the-serpentine-goddess]

Val if you were a pokemon what type(s) would you be

Ice/Poison.

[babyanimalgifs]

An adorable little hognose doing their best to become a ring 

(via)

[nocturnal-stims]

There is no escape from the pig

🐷 Arthur's Acres on IG

[normal-horoscopes]

Tip: Enter Holy Beast Form to purchase snacks for your wife

[the-serpentine-goddess]

I wish my malewife would do this for me more often.

[the-serpentine-goddess]

I often get asked “how can you call yourself sapphic yet still be in love with/attracted to your husband?”

Well the answer is he is not my husband he is my wife.

[the-serpentine-goddess]