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@the-shadowauthor
“…An introduction…?”
”Hi. My name is Cyrus.
I’ve been called The Shadow Author as well, so maybe you recognize me from that.
Call me whatever you want, I guess.
Anyway, a friend of mine said I should join this website. Ask me stuff. I’ll answer. Probably.”
“…And if you’ve got information, then don’t hesitate to share with the class, y’hear?”
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Good day to you - I have just one question;
What are your opinions on P. Wr!ght?
“Uh, the spiky lawyer guy?
I don’t think I’ve really conversed with him enough to have a properly formed opinion.
I guess he’s pretty cool.”
“My opinion could probably be changed for a hundred bucks. Or any information I can use in my articles.”
“Hell yeah it would.”
Soooo, he was a huge simp for his first girlfriend and later he became a lawyer just because the sight of Mr. Edgeworth made his tiny 2” failure of phallus tingle. He was dumped when Mr. Edgeworth started dating Mr. Agent Lang. During this period I had the misfortune of sharing a bed with him - which was truly a very traumatising experience. Not only was his bodily hygiene revolting, he managed to “finish” before he even fully undressed. The rest of the night was just filled with his whining and I was forced to leave him there on the bed, sobbing for my attention. Today Wr!ght is a neglectful father and an alcoholic
I have yet not mentally recovered from this experience
(He seems to have taken a notepad out, scribbling down every word you’ve said.)
“Daaaaamn. Sorry you had to deal with that. Sounds awful.”
“This’ll do numbers. Thanks.”
Good day to you - I have just one question;
What are your opinions on P. Wr!ght?
“Uh, the spiky lawyer guy?
I don’t think I’ve really conversed with him enough to have a properly formed opinion.
I guess he’s pretty cool.”
“My opinion could probably be changed for a hundred bucks. Or any information I can use in my articles.”
“Hell yeah it would.”
“Bored, gonna go sneak into Mr. Engarde’s studio again and take his stuff. You think they’d add better security cameras after I hacked into the last ones...”
do you blackmail celebrities??
“Blackmail? Nah.”
“Why? You got something I can use?”
Good day to you - I have just one question;
What are your opinions on P. Wr!ght?
“Uh, the spiky lawyer guy?
I don’t think I’ve really conversed with him enough to have a properly formed opinion.
I guess he’s pretty cool.”
“My opinion could probably be changed for a hundred bucks. Or any information I can use in my articles.”
looooook budddddyyyyyy can’t we just get alongggg
“But you’re mean.”
hmm how about that Maatt Engarde guy? I hear he's preeetty famous right now ;3
-🍒
“Oooh, I know him. Fantastique, mon ami.”
“That’ll do. That’ll definitely do… We’ll see what we can get on him.”
Oo yay! I can help you with your reports if you want ^-^ Just tell me who and what you wanna write about
-🍒
“Oh, hell yeah.”
“Gotta figure out who the people want first, y’hear? Who’s popular right now?
…And how big will it be to reveal somethin’ the public might not know? It’s all about publicity.”
you're a little scary. I like you mr shadow author ^-^ Would you like to be friends?
-🍒
“…Scary?”
“Anyway, yeah. We can be friends.”
did you just tell that guy when he’s gonna die???
“Nah. He’s just gonna fall down the stairs.”
dorito lookin ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you’re gay for matt
“…”
“September 2nd, 14:05, 2025.”
