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Brochico is your brother ok??

Ahem, why?

Did I tell you about the time he rolled down the stairs?

oh you didn’t!

I hope nothing bad happened to him!

For the Pride Month I have decided to visit the Gay British Colony, but I am now returning on the 4th of July, I will be expecting Fireworks.

I have returned from the excursion to the colonies

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Apologies if it's so long since my last message, but I've been enjoying my vacation after Summer was out. As promised of our deal, here's the Alif Red statue for your pool party, Mr. Gavin.

While I usually have everyone paid for the products I've owned, you're a special one to me. So, I'll give it to you free of charge, of course.

Oh no, I will gladly pay, but first let me get someone to authenticate this thing

If it is the real deal, I will pay extra

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is this accurate?

No, I would never

It is not a date just because I used to pay for him. Besides, I tended to lace his food with lead and laxatives.

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THE GAVINNERS WERE A POLYCULE???

(Referring to: https://www.tumblr.com/thekristophgavin/819829496443174912/is-your-brother-banging-dildo-head-or-apple?source=share)

From what I know, yes

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Hallo Kris!!

My reception in my solo works is… lacking. So sad!

Would you be willing to help promote my solo work? Für deinen kleinen Bruder? Bitte?

I will bring you something next time I visitttt

- @klavieragavin

But of course!

Go and check out my brother´s tumblr!

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Is your brother banging dildo head or apple juice?…or both? Or do you not know?

I presume both… and some fans of all genders and backgrounds on the side, he wouldn’t be a Gavin if he didn’t need variety in his life, and I know his relationships always ended in a polycule… like his band

I am of course okay with it, I just don’t understand what he likes on those people with ridiculous hair

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Mr. Gavin, you said Klavier should sing in a religious choir. That got my curious, what are your thoughts on religious music (and religion, in general)?

Post referenced:

https://www.tumblr.com/thekristophgavin/819756628721254400/hey-mrgavin-so-what-do-you-think-about-your?source=share

I am of the opinion that no matter of what you think about religions, there is a lot of absolutely wonderful religious art and for example medieval choir music is a great example of that

Our family, being of partially German, American and Japanese descent was always very multicultural when it comes to religions, although me and Klavier experienced mainly the christian side of it.

I think that religion is a good thing, as long as it’s not being forced into others in any way.

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Hey, Mr.Gavin! So what do you think about your brother's music? Do you think he's overrated, feel like 'eh I can tolerate this' or do you genuinely like his music? Just wondering...

Also what do you think about him being sorta famous and all as a musician? Sorry if I offended you, you're famous in your own right too, just wondering...

Okay, so I will be completely honest, but perhaps a bit controversial.

I think that my brother is truly talented, he knows how to play, he has a good singing voice, we Gavins are always good at what we do.

But... I think he choose a very bad and unrefined genre of music, I doubt his talent can shine fully when he plays a music that is just smashing of keyboards and screaching into microphones and other devices. If he performed in classical theatre, religious choirs or opera, he would do better.

It makes sense that he is a famous, being a Gavin, but I just cannot agree with his choices and taste.

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how scary are you in the eyes of other people

I can be anything they want me to be

Scary, very scary, handsome, refined, promiscuous, domineering, caring, loud or shy

It purely depends on your imagination

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exhuastedpigeon

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

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@tiny-wren

Should I take this as a sign that I should be even more of your enabler?

I will gladly oblige

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freshlydelivereddarce

Happy June 14th 2026!

you're genuinely one of my favourite blogs, you're so funny 😭🙏 it always makes me sad when someone doesn't receive you well in their comment sections 😔

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Oh my goodness gracious… thank you so so much anon, this is one of the sweetest things I ever received

thank you, it really means a lot

I hope your day will be wonderful, I love you all guys ^^

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Seriously, just admit you enjoyed your time with him, there is no shame in it, even if he is a Wr!ghtist,

Okay, listen up

It happened only once and it was the worst experience in my life. We were both drunk, I did not know him yet… and I was looking for someone to hook up with and hat the misfortune of meeting him. Not only did he act thought and bluff in the most obvious manner, he “finished” into his pants while we were undressing in his hotel room. He then tried to pretend “it happens” and that it’s “no biggie, right?” and started swearing to his name how he can take me, with no problem whatsoever - only to start whining and crying and screaming at the tip. Then he used mouth and gag on it so hard that he (thankfully only) almost vomited. I was extremely infuriated by then and left him with his mess on the bed - and I went to a club to find someone less pathetic.

Then a few days later that IDIOT broke the code and stole my client, so how do you think I felt, eh?!

If you bring up my sexual relationship with that bluffing living and walking personification of impotence and disappointment, you will be added to my list.