Antinous of Ithaca

(Antinous RP Blog Started By @antinous-canon-husband / LordX_Cycles) (PFP Is 100% My Art)

[the-sharpest-snake]

Intro

A lot of you hate me, but Kylan gotten me into this.

Hello, I’m Antinous. I’m maybe. . .50, at this point? Say all the bad things you want about me, but know that I’m a changed man. . . (OOC: He’s Totally Not)

OOC: Please Know That This Is Starring From My AU Of This. . .

H u n k.

But Please Don’t Hate On Me ;-;

HE AND @hades-adopted-son COMES FROM AN AU WHERE THE ITHACAN ROYALS ARE DEAD!!

[thegreatest-antinous]

Gay gay homosexual gay

You'd be correct about that.

[the-sharpest-snake]

Those things hate homosexuals.

[salinesalt]

Hey. Gets you.

[the-sharpest-snake]

WHY ME?

[thegreatest-antinous]

Deserved

[the-sharpest-snake]

What did I do??

[thegreatest-antinous]

Gay gay homosexual gay

You'd be correct about that.

[the-sharpest-snake]

Those things hate homosexuals.

[salinesalt]

Hey. Gets you.

[the-sharpest-snake]

WHY ME?

[thegreatest-antinous]

Gay gay homosexual gay

You'd be correct about that.

[the-sharpest-snake]

Those things hate homosexuals.

[teddybear-suitor]

Do u wab a cooki?

Antinous mabe dem

(Talking with a cookie in his mouth)

YES! ʕ⁠●⁠ᴥ⁠●ʔ

[eryx-the-suitor]

Eurymachus: ..ARE YOU OKAY? ANTINOUS LACED THEM. LOOK AT ERYX

[teddybear-suitor]

[Eurymachus runs in to find Amphinomus on the floor, his consciousness in the 5th dimension (he ate like, 5 cookies)]

Aughh? ʕ๑⌓๑⁠ʔ

[eryx-the-suitor]

Eurymachus: "oh gods-...cmon let me help you up buddy.." *he picks you up, and..places you on a couch* "..let's not have you on the dirty palace floor.."

(Eryx had 17.)

[the-sharpest-snake]

Lacing these was my best decision this week.

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

Want a cookie?

...Antinous made them

Not sure I’d trust something Antinous made.. but I appreciate the offer..!

[eryx-the-suitor]

Maybe it was a good idea you didn't have any..

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

@kylans-infamous-husband1 what did you give this man…

[the-sharpest-snake]

I might’ve laced them with Moly (Molly).

BUT LISTEN, IT WAS EURYMACHUS’ IDEA. HE WANTED TO GET HIGH IN AN INNOCENT WAY.

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

GODS THE HALLS ARE FILLED WITH SUITORS HIGH OUT OF THEIR MINDS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS !?.!

[the-sharpest-snake]

EURYMACHUS SAID HE’D SLIT MY THROAT 😭😭

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

OKAY???!!!?? GETOUT OF MY PALACE BEFOREYOU DRUG OVER A HUNDRED MEN NEXT TIME!??!!!?

[the-sharpest-snake]

IT’S NOT EVEN YOUR PALACE???

[eryx-the-suitor]

Eurymachus: "This guy is NOT okay"

Eryx:

Eurymachus: "..and he's drunk.."

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

Gods I can’t wait until all of the suitors are out of here, I don’t know how much longer I can deal with you all.

[the-sharpest-snake]

I’m sure he’ll be fine, Eurymachus.

[eryx-the-suitor]

Eurymachus: "..you sure? Look at him-..."

(Yes that's messy moon Mads Antinous...)

[the-sharpest-snake]

(MESSY ANTIN, MY SAVIOR OUGH)

I’m sure, Eurymachus.

[kexytimes]

Rarepair idea: Menelaus x Paris

I like it more than I should but oh well

(I've only drawn Menelaus twice, and didn't rlly consider his outfit so I just didn't do one🤷‍♀️)

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

Want a cookie?

...Antinous made them

Not sure I’d trust something Antinous made.. but I appreciate the offer..!

[eryx-the-suitor]

Maybe it was a good idea you didn't have any..

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

@kylans-infamous-husband1 what did you give this man…

[the-sharpest-snake]

I might’ve laced them with Moly (Molly).

BUT LISTEN, IT WAS EURYMACHUS’ IDEA. HE WANTED TO GET HIGH IN AN INNOCENT WAY.

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

GODS THE HALLS ARE FILLED WITH SUITORS HIGH OUT OF THEIR MINDS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS !?.!

[the-sharpest-snake]

EURYMACHUS SAID HE’D SLIT MY THROAT 😭😭

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

OKAY???!!!?? GETOUT OF MY PALACE BEFOREYOU DRUG OVER A HUNDRED MEN NEXT TIME!??!!!?

[the-sharpest-snake]

IT’S NOT EVEN YOUR PALACE???

[eryx-the-suitor]

Eurymachus: "This guy is NOT okay"

Eryx:

Eurymachus: "..and he's drunk.."

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

Gods I can’t wait until all of the suitors are out of here, I don’t know how much longer I can deal with you all.

[the-sharpest-snake]

I’m sure he’ll be fine, Eurymachus.

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

Want a cookie?

...Antinous made them

Not sure I’d trust something Antinous made.. but I appreciate the offer..!

[eryx-the-suitor]

Maybe it was a good idea you didn't have any..

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

@kylans-infamous-husband1 what did you give this man…

[the-sharpest-snake]

I might’ve laced them with Moly (Molly).

BUT LISTEN, IT WAS EURYMACHUS’ IDEA. HE WANTED TO GET HIGH IN AN INNOCENT WAY.

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

GODS THE HALLS ARE FILLED WITH SUITORS HIGH OUT OF THEIR MINDS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS !?.!

[the-sharpest-snake]

EURYMACHUS SAID HE’D SLIT MY THROAT 😭😭

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

OKAY???!!!?? GETOUT OF MY PALACE BEFOREYOU DRUG OVER A HUNDRED MEN NEXT TIME!??!!!?

[the-sharpest-snake]

IT’S NOT EVEN YOUR PALACE???

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

ITS MY MOTHER AND I’S UNTIL MY FATHER GETS HOME ??? DIE??????

[the-sharpest-snake]

I’LL GO MAKE OUT WITH MY HUSBAND JUST DON’T KILL ME PLEASE??!!?!?!!!?!

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

Want a cookie?

...Antinous made them

Not sure I’d trust something Antinous made.. but I appreciate the offer..!

[eryx-the-suitor]

Maybe it was a good idea you didn't have any..

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

@kylans-infamous-husband1 what did you give this man…

[the-sharpest-snake]

I might’ve laced them with Moly (Molly).

BUT LISTEN, IT WAS EURYMACHUS’ IDEA. HE WANTED TO GET HIGH IN AN INNOCENT WAY.

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

GODS THE HALLS ARE FILLED WITH SUITORS HIGH OUT OF THEIR MINDS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS !?.!

[the-sharpest-snake]

EURYMACHUS SAID HE’D SLIT MY THROAT 😭😭

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

OKAY???!!!?? GETOUT OF MY PALACE BEFOREYOU DRUG OVER A HUNDRED MEN NEXT TIME!??!!!?

[the-sharpest-snake]

IT’S NOT EVEN YOUR PALACE???

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

Want a cookie?

...Antinous made them

Not sure I’d trust something Antinous made.. but I appreciate the offer..!

[eryx-the-suitor]

Maybe it was a good idea you didn't have any..

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

@kylans-infamous-husband1 what did you give this man…

[the-sharpest-snake]

I might’ve laced them with Moly (Molly).

BUT LISTEN, IT WAS EURYMACHUS’ IDEA. HE WANTED TO GET HIGH IN AN INNOCENT WAY.

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

GODS THE HALLS ARE FILLED WITH SUITORS HIGH OUT OF THEIR MINDS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS !?.!

[the-sharpest-snake]

EURYMACHUS SAID HE’D SLIT MY THROAT 😭😭

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

Want a cookie?

...Antinous made them

Not sure I’d trust something Antinous made.. but I appreciate the offer..!

[eryx-the-suitor]

Maybe it was a good idea you didn't have any..

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

@kylans-infamous-husband1 what did you give this man…

[the-sharpest-snake]

I might’ve laced them with Moly (Molly).

BUT LISTEN, IT WAS EURYMACHUS’ IDEA. HE WANTED TO GET HIGH IN AN INNOCENT WAY.

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

Want a cookie?

...Antinous made them

Not sure I’d trust something Antinous made.. but I appreciate the offer..!

[the-sharpest-snake]

I made them for the suitors, why would I poison the cookies? I promise you, they’re actually delicious.

[the-sharpest-snake]

We are the Salinelings, we are here for your wine but also to kill you

DON’T—

DON’T KILL ME, PLEASE, WHATEVER I DID, I’M SORRY!—

(Antinous scooted a a few barrels of wine to the Salinelings.)

[thesalinelings]

( An overwhelming amount of Salinelings emerge from the shadows, only to pull Antinous and the wine back with them )

[the-sharpest-snake]

(Girlish Screaming)

[thesalinelings]

( Salinelings proceed to put Antinous in a pretty princess dress and do his make up terribly because they don't have opposable thumbs. or any fingers )

[the-sharpest-snake]

What The Fuck Just Happened

[the-sharpest-snake]

We are the Salinelings, we are here for your wine but also to kill you

DON’T—

DON’T KILL ME, PLEASE, WHATEVER I DID, I’M SORRY!—

(Antinous scooted a a few barrels of wine to the Salinelings.)

[thesalinelings]

( An overwhelming amount of Salinelings emerge from the shadows, only to pull Antinous and the wine back with them )

[the-sharpest-snake]

(Girlish Screaming)

[the-sharpest-snake]

We are the Salinelings, we are here for your wine but also to kill you

DON’T—

DON’T KILL ME, PLEASE, WHATEVER I DID, I’M SORRY!—

(Antinous scooted a a few barrels of wine to the Salinelings.)

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

(Antinous flung a knife past Telemachus, a shit-eating grin pasted on his face.)

Good morning, Little Wolf. Miss me any yet?

( @antinous-canon-husband So Ik I Get This Responded To Lmao. Yk What Account I’ll Use Otherwise.)

( Telemachus quickly moved to the side, a flash of fear appearing on his face, before quickly turning to an annoyed scowl )

How could I possibly miss you when you never leave me alone, Antinous.

[the-sharpest-snake]

Who knows? You lock yourself in your room most days. I’d say it gets boring without having you around to mess with, you know?

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

You’re the reason I lock myself in there in the first place, you and the rest of the suitors take up all of our free space, and you’re awfully loud. Go mess with the other suitors if you’re that bored

[the-sharpest-snake]

Oh, I’m sorry. I never noticed that we’re the issue! And, what do you want me to do with them, Little Wolf? Bed Eurymachus? It’s tempting, to say the least.

(Antinous’ grin fell to a smirk.)

Or, I know, we could train your dog! (The man jeered.) That’d be perfect.

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

( Telemachus’ face darkened, lips curled into a angry frown )

You won’t even touch Argos, none of you will. ( He said, stepping forward to move past Antinous ) Now leave me be, I have stuff to do.

[the-sharpest-snake]

(MOCHI, I’M SOSORRY FOR THIS ONE BUT I FEEL LIKE ANTINOUS WOULD DO THIS. I’MSORRYI’MSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY)

(Antinous grabbed Telemachus’ wrist, his grip painful and bruising. He pulled Telemachus closer to him with a rough yank.)

Or! I could bed you against your will, just as I’d do to your mother if she came down here without reason, instead of bedding Eurymachus.

(His expression darkened, a predatory glint in his eyes. His hand started gripping Telemachus’ wrist more.)

Though, (The man’s face dropped and he threw Telemachus against a wall.) It’d be so, so, sad if your. . .what’d you call him? Fiancé? Was left with a pathetic little boy who couldn’t keep his virginity for him and him only.

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

( Telemachus felt a sense of fear pierce through his chest, a growing feeling of anxiety sitting in the pit of his stomach as he tried to keep his face neutral. He pulled to tug his hand away. )

( He grunted as he was slammed against the wall, face angered as he resisted against the suitor. ) Don’t you dare speak of him nor my mother, they don’t deserve their names leaving your filthy mouth. ( He spat angrily, struggling to leave Antinous’ grasp. ) Now let me go.

[the-sharpest-snake]

(Antinous scoffed, letting Telemachus go as he threw him against a harder surface: the marble floors of Odysseus’ palace.)

You truly are pathetic. How does one even love a child like you, Little Wolf?

(He turned and left, joining the suitors in the grand hall yet again.)

[fight-little-wolf-fight]

( Telemachus grunted, face slamming against the marble floor. He pulled himself up, hand rubbing blood from his nose.)

( He watched as Antinous left to join the suitors, knowing if he said anything more, he’d have far too many men fighting against him at once. He groaned quietly as he stood. ) Gods.. I hate him. ( He spoke to himself, grunting as he walked back towards his room, having decided that he had been out enough for the day. )