???’s Zen Garden

The wait is over… I am here.

[the-silent-right-hand]

boobs

[the-silent-right-hand]

I realized I posted this to the wrong account but I have accepted defeat

[the-silent-right-hand]

pp so small it gets slurped back inside you like a bellybutton

[the-silent-right-hand]

*Looks at this blog*//

*Gets a nasty little shit-eating grin*//

I coooooould…

[n2y88]

Linktober Day 8 - Yiga (Sooga - Age of Calamity)

Out of all the Yiga... guess this is the one I'll respect ._.

Once again, done with charcoal cause it's really so much faster ._. ._.

[[Master List for Linktober 2021 here]]

[marcus-baessler]

Marcus is standing in the roof of the warehouse. No idea how he got up there but hes vibin

[uno-themerchant]

Yo Marcus get the fuck down from there, I don't have insurance-

[lockhartofseiros]

Eyo Marc can we vibe with you?

[marcus-baessler]

Yeah sure! Let's vibe together :)

[eternal-khronos]

The rest of the DILFs are now vibing on the roof.

[marcus-baessler]

Yes I have an army of dads to vibe with! :)

Happy lil dumbass

[the-silent-right-hand]

Hopefully the warehouse ceiling can sustain our weight. Oh well, that is not my problem.

[the-shiekah-ambassador]

Again, allow me to reiterate that I’m dropping the filter I used to put up.

I’m making art for what I like. And I shouldn’t have any shame in it! I realize that I deserve to spoil myself with the fruits of my labor.

This will be a submission for OC-tober over on my main blog, but I’m working on turning this into a full piece.

[tsuki-hollows]

…Hmm.

@the-silent-right-hand

Tsuki fucking jumped up, readjusting her mask..Yep, fit in. Disguise!!- Well she really didnt have to since he slipped up and called Kogha dad and now...now well he is? Kinda...

...Hello.

[the-silent-right-hand]

The man observed her silently.

…Welcome to the clan. I have heard about you.

Well, of course he did.

[tsuki-hollows]

...Who are you?

Well, he probably heard about her from Pops.

[the-silent-right-hand]

You may call me Sooga. I am the husband Right Hand of the Chief himself.

[tsuki-hollows]

I-

So your Soogie?...

Pa talks a lot about you...

[the-silent-right-hand]

…He does?

Sooga seemed genuinely surprised, even though for goodness sake, the two were married. He still was shocked that Kohga thought highly of him.

[tsuki-hollows]

Yeah...I think he called himself your husband too...

Shes just a little bit spooked. Little 4'9 13 year old compared to this tall ass man.

[the-silent-right-hand]

Yeah Sooga is like 9 feet tall that’s a bit intimidating. He’s a gentle giant though.

Except when he isn’t. But he most certainly wouldn’t be anything but very gentle with her. In fact he was actually a bit afraid to touch her- scared he would harm the little one.

…Yes, we are married.

[tsuki-hollows]

...

so...your my other pops...

Damn I gotta think of a name for this-

Tsuki is trying. She knows he probably wouldnt hurt her, so shes willing to open her arms to jesture if he wanted a hug from her. I mean, she would be his daughter now...apparently

[the-silent-right-hand]

Sooga can’t reject that. But… he had no idea how to go about it.

So he literally got on his knees to her height and hugged her, being very aware of how gently he was doing so.

I look forward to forming a bond with you. You must forgive my stoicism…

[tsuki-hollows]

She squeezed him tight as she could, grinning under her mask

I dont care honestly.

[the-silent-right-hand]

Ah. I suppose in this case your apathy works quite well in my favor. Come, show me where you have been staying.

[tsuki-hollows]

No, its just that I dont give a flying fuck.

Tsuki nodded and began walking to her little room that Kogha let her stay in

[the-silent-right-hand]

I must say that you are certainly more blunt than I have been told. For better or worse, I suppose depends on circumstance. This room is quite humble, but it is lacking one thing…

He placed a carved wooden bull on the nightstand. He gave one to everyone he deemed worthy.

[tsuki-hollows]

...?

All that was in the room was a little backpack absolutely graffitied with pokemon pins...which he probably didnt even know. She watched him place the bull down and stared at it

His name shall be Mr. Scruffy.

[the-silent-right-hand]

Quite excellent. I am very glad it is to your liking.

He was being sincere, though as per usual, his tone didn’t change.

Also, Sooga might not have known anything about Pokémon, but the author sure as hell does, so it’s taking some self restraint to not paste the extended cut of the Pokémon rap here.

[tsuki-hollows]

...Yes

She smiled, while mod is violently holding back loud laughter because they sound like a fucking hyenea.

[the-silent-right-hand]

The author is pretty surprised because she has a Yiga character @the-hyena-whisperer whose animal counterpart is actually a hyena, and that’s a pretty crazy coincidence you’d mention that.

Very well, then. Have you an agenda for today?

[tsuki-hollows]

…Hmm.

@the-silent-right-hand

Tsuki fucking jumped up, readjusting her mask..Yep, fit in. Disguise!!- Well she really didnt have to since he slipped up and called Kogha dad and now...now well he is? Kinda...

...Hello.

[the-silent-right-hand]

The man observed her silently.

…Welcome to the clan. I have heard about you.

Well, of course he did.

[tsuki-hollows]

...Who are you?

Well, he probably heard about her from Pops.

[the-silent-right-hand]

You may call me Sooga. I am the husband Right Hand of the Chief himself.

[tsuki-hollows]

I-

So your Soogie?...

Pa talks a lot about you...

[the-silent-right-hand]

…He does?

Sooga seemed genuinely surprised, even though for goodness sake, the two were married. He still was shocked that Kohga thought highly of him.

[tsuki-hollows]

Yeah...I think he called himself your husband too...

Shes just a little bit spooked. Little 4'9 13 year old compared to this tall ass man.

[the-silent-right-hand]

Yeah Sooga is like 9 feet tall that’s a bit intimidating. He’s a gentle giant though.

Except when he isn’t. But he most certainly wouldn’t be anything but very gentle with her. In fact he was actually a bit afraid to touch her- scared he would harm the little one.

…Yes, we are married.

[tsuki-hollows]

...

so...your my other pops...

Damn I gotta think of a name for this-

Tsuki is trying. She knows he probably wouldnt hurt her, so shes willing to open her arms to jesture if he wanted a hug from her. I mean, she would be his daughter now...apparently

[the-silent-right-hand]

Sooga can’t reject that. But… he had no idea how to go about it.

So he literally got on his knees to her height and hugged her, being very aware of how gently he was doing so.

I look forward to forming a bond with you. You must forgive my stoicism…

[tsuki-hollows]

She squeezed him tight as she could, grinning under her mask

I dont care honestly.

[the-silent-right-hand]

Ah. I suppose in this case your apathy works quite well in my favor. Come, show me where you have been staying.

[tsuki-hollows]

No, its just that I dont give a flying fuck.

Tsuki nodded and began walking to her little room that Kogha let her stay in

[the-silent-right-hand]

I must say that you are certainly more blunt than I have been told. For better or worse, I suppose depends on circumstance. This room is quite humble, but it is lacking one thing…

He placed a carved wooden bull on the nightstand. He gave one to everyone he deemed worthy.

[tsuki-hollows]

...?

All that was in the room was a little backpack absolutely graffitied with pokemon pins...which he probably didnt even know. She watched him place the bull down and stared at it

His name shall be Mr. Scruffy.

[the-silent-right-hand]

Quite excellent. I am very glad it is to your liking.

He was being sincere, though as per usual, his tone didn’t change.

Also, Sooga might not have known anything about Pokémon, but the author sure as hell does, so it’s taking some self restraint to not paste the extended cut of the Pokémon rap here.

[tsuki-hollows]

…Hmm.

@the-silent-right-hand

Tsuki fucking jumped up, readjusting her mask..Yep, fit in. Disguise!!- Well she really didnt have to since he slipped up and called Kogha dad and now...now well he is? Kinda...

...Hello.

[the-silent-right-hand]

The man observed her silently.

…Welcome to the clan. I have heard about you.

Well, of course he did.

[tsuki-hollows]

...Who are you?

Well, he probably heard about her from Pops.

[the-silent-right-hand]

You may call me Sooga. I am the husband Right Hand of the Chief himself.

[tsuki-hollows]

I-

So your Soogie?...

Pa talks a lot about you...

[the-silent-right-hand]

…He does?

Sooga seemed genuinely surprised, even though for goodness sake, the two were married. He still was shocked that Kohga thought highly of him.

[tsuki-hollows]

Yeah...I think he called himself your husband too...

Shes just a little bit spooked. Little 4'9 13 year old compared to this tall ass man.

[the-silent-right-hand]

Yeah Sooga is like 9 feet tall that’s a bit intimidating. He’s a gentle giant though.

Except when he isn’t. But he most certainly wouldn’t be anything but very gentle with her. In fact he was actually a bit afraid to touch her- scared he would harm the little one.

…Yes, we are married.

[tsuki-hollows]

...

so...your my other pops...

Damn I gotta think of a name for this-

Tsuki is trying. She knows he probably wouldnt hurt her, so shes willing to open her arms to jesture if he wanted a hug from her. I mean, she would be his daughter now...apparently

[the-silent-right-hand]

Sooga can’t reject that. But… he had no idea how to go about it.

So he literally got on his knees to her height and hugged her, being very aware of how gently he was doing so.

I look forward to forming a bond with you. You must forgive my stoicism…

[tsuki-hollows]

She squeezed him tight as she could, grinning under her mask

I dont care honestly.

[the-silent-right-hand]

Ah. I suppose in this case your apathy works quite well in my favor. Come, show me where you have been staying.

[tsuki-hollows]

No, its just that I dont give a flying fuck.

Tsuki nodded and began walking to her little room that Kogha let her stay in

[the-silent-right-hand]

I must say that you are certainly more blunt than I have been told. For better or worse, I suppose depends on circumstance. This room is quite humble, but it is lacking one thing…

He placed a carved wooden bull on the nightstand. He gave one to everyone he deemed worthy.

[tsuki-hollows]

…Hmm.

@the-silent-right-hand

Tsuki fucking jumped up, readjusting her mask..Yep, fit in. Disguise!!- Well she really didnt have to since he slipped up and called Kogha dad and now...now well he is? Kinda...

...Hello.

[the-silent-right-hand]

The man observed her silently.

…Welcome to the clan. I have heard about you.

Well, of course he did.

[tsuki-hollows]

...Who are you?

Well, he probably heard about her from Pops.

[the-silent-right-hand]

You may call me Sooga. I am the husband Right Hand of the Chief himself.

[tsuki-hollows]

I-

So your Soogie?...

Pa talks a lot about you...

[the-silent-right-hand]

…He does?

Sooga seemed genuinely surprised, even though for goodness sake, the two were married. He still was shocked that Kohga thought highly of him.

[tsuki-hollows]

Yeah...I think he called himself your husband too...

Shes just a little bit spooked. Little 4'9 13 year old compared to this tall ass man.

[the-silent-right-hand]

Yeah Sooga is like 9 feet tall that’s a bit intimidating. He’s a gentle giant though.

Except when he isn’t. But he most certainly wouldn’t be anything but very gentle with her. In fact he was actually a bit afraid to touch her- scared he would harm the little one.

…Yes, we are married.

[tsuki-hollows]

...

so...your my other pops...

Damn I gotta think of a name for this-

Tsuki is trying. She knows he probably wouldnt hurt her, so shes willing to open her arms to jesture if he wanted a hug from her. I mean, she would be his daughter now...apparently

[the-silent-right-hand]

Sooga can’t reject that. But… he had no idea how to go about it.

So he literally got on his knees to her height and hugged her, being very aware of how gently he was doing so.

I look forward to forming a bond with you. You must forgive my stoicism…

[tsuki-hollows]

She squeezed him tight as she could, grinning under her mask

I dont care honestly.

[the-silent-right-hand]

Ah. I suppose in this case your apathy works quite well in my favor. Come, show me where you have been staying.

[the-silent-right-hand]

Link had not been looking where he was going and slammed directly into Sooga's back. ~@duskboundwanderer

Goodness-

He whipped around, and was rather shocked and appalled to see they young lad.

You-?!

He didn’t think twice before unsheathing his katanas.

What business have you here?!

[tsuki-hollows]

…Hmm.

@the-silent-right-hand

Tsuki fucking jumped up, readjusting her mask..Yep, fit in. Disguise!!- Well she really didnt have to since he slipped up and called Kogha dad and now...now well he is? Kinda...

...Hello.

[the-silent-right-hand]

The man observed her silently.

…Welcome to the clan. I have heard about you.

Well, of course he did.

[tsuki-hollows]

...Who are you?

Well, he probably heard about her from Pops.

[the-silent-right-hand]

You may call me Sooga. I am the husband Right Hand of the Chief himself.

[tsuki-hollows]

I-

So your Soogie?...

Pa talks a lot about you...

[the-silent-right-hand]

…He does?

Sooga seemed genuinely surprised, even though for goodness sake, the two were married. He still was shocked that Kohga thought highly of him.

[tsuki-hollows]

Yeah...I think he called himself your husband too...

Shes just a little bit spooked. Little 4'9 13 year old compared to this tall ass man.

[the-silent-right-hand]

Yeah Sooga is like 9 feet tall that’s a bit intimidating. He’s a gentle giant though.

Except when he isn’t. But he most certainly wouldn’t be anything but very gentle with her. In fact he was actually a bit afraid to touch her- scared he would harm the little one.

…Yes, we are married.

[tsuki-hollows]

...

so...your my other pops...

Damn I gotta think of a name for this-

Tsuki is trying. She knows he probably wouldnt hurt her, so shes willing to open her arms to jesture if he wanted a hug from her. I mean, she would be his daughter now...apparently

[the-silent-right-hand]

Sooga can’t reject that. But… he had no idea how to go about it.

So he literally got on his knees to her height and hugged her, being very aware of how gently he was doing so.

I look forward to forming a bond with you. You must forgive my stoicism…

[tsuki-hollows]

…Hmm.

@the-silent-right-hand

Tsuki fucking jumped up, readjusting her mask..Yep, fit in. Disguise!!- Well she really didnt have to since he slipped up and called Kogha dad and now...now well he is? Kinda...

...Hello.

[the-silent-right-hand]

The man observed her silently.

…Welcome to the clan. I have heard about you.

Well, of course he did.

[tsuki-hollows]

...Who are you?

Well, he probably heard about her from Pops.

[the-silent-right-hand]

You may call me Sooga. I am the husband Right Hand of the Chief himself.

[tsuki-hollows]

I-

So your Soogie?...

Pa talks a lot about you...

[the-silent-right-hand]

…He does?

Sooga seemed genuinely surprised, even though for goodness sake, the two were married. He still was shocked that Kohga thought highly of him.

[tsuki-hollows]

Yeah...I think he called himself your husband too...

Shes just a little bit spooked. Little 4'9 13 year old compared to this tall ass man.

[the-silent-right-hand]

Yeah Sooga is like 9 feet tall that’s a bit intimidating. He’s a gentle giant though.

Except when he isn’t. But he most certainly wouldn’t be anything but very gentle with her. In fact he was actually a bit afraid to touch her- scared he would harm the little one.

…Yes, we are married.

[tsuki-hollows]

…Hmm.

@the-silent-right-hand

Tsuki fucking jumped up, readjusting her mask..Yep, fit in. Disguise!!- Well she really didnt have to since he slipped up and called Kogha dad and now...now well he is? Kinda...

...Hello.

[the-silent-right-hand]

The man observed her silently.

…Welcome to the clan. I have heard about you.

Well, of course he did.

[tsuki-hollows]

...Who are you?

Well, he probably heard about her from Pops.

[the-silent-right-hand]

You may call me Sooga. I am the husband Right Hand of the Chief himself.

[tsuki-hollows]

I-

So your Soogie?...

Pa talks a lot about you...

[the-silent-right-hand]

…He does?

Sooga seemed genuinely surprised, even though for goodness sake, the two were married. He still was shocked that Kohga thought highly of him.

[tsuki-hollows]

…Hmm.

@the-silent-right-hand

Tsuki fucking jumped up, readjusting her mask..Yep, fit in. Disguise!!- Well she really didnt have to since he slipped up and called Kogha dad and now...now well he is? Kinda...

...Hello.

[the-silent-right-hand]

The man observed her silently.

…Welcome to the clan. I have heard about you.

Well, of course he did.

[tsuki-hollows]

...Who are you?

Well, he probably heard about her from Pops.

[the-silent-right-hand]

You may call me Sooga. I am the husband Right Hand of the Chief himself.

[tsuki-hollows]

…Hmm.

@the-silent-right-hand

Tsuki fucking jumped up, readjusting her mask..Yep, fit in. Disguise!!- Well she really didnt have to since he slipped up and called Kogha dad and now...now well he is? Kinda...

...Hello.

[the-silent-right-hand]

The man observed her silently.

…Welcome to the clan. I have heard about you.

Well, of course he did.

[whilommm]

banana

REBLOG to get the banana

IGNORE for potassium defeciency