ten points to cattindor

hi i'm harley and i'm seventeen and live on the east coast of the us and idk sometimes im funny but im usually not and i blog a lot ok bye

[the-sorting-cat-blog]

"But You Don't Look Sick"

It sucks, being told you're not sick enough for somebody else. In today's society, it's not enough to say you're sick. You have to look sick, too. And frankly, I'm kind of tired of it.

[lithiumlps-deactivated20240130]

instead of making fun of 12 year old artists on the internet who don’t have a grasp of anatomy can we make fun of the 30-something paid comic artist dudes who don’t understand that women have spines and draw them in impossible poses just for the sake of making jerkoff material for other gross 30-something men

[theoneandonlyowengrady]

Please.

[rxmcri]

[the-sorting-cat-blog]

doctor: sir, i'm sorry. the results are in and i'm afraid you have updog

patient: wh- what's updog

doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital's intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT

[mealbeforedeal]

In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view”

that spoke to me

[positivityandpaperstars]

Perspective is everything.

[pr1nceshawn]

Things from my childhood kids today might know nothing about.

[bonkai-legacy-deactivated201706]

NOSTALGIA

[thedorseyshawexperience]

[jennytrout]

This is the only story about a haunted sword where the haunted sword is the least interesting part of the story.

[drakebarmitzva]

this exact article as a 2015 aesthetic

[mixedgf]

i hate when adults make fun of u and ask if u bought ur jeans with all the holes in them…. why don’t u go fix the holes in our economy robert

[thecommonchick]

IF U ABUSE AN ANIMAL U DESERVE TO BE BURIED ALIVE, THEY DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHATS HAPPENING ALL THEY TRY TO DO IS MAKE U HAPPY

[sleepy--fox]

… Was a friend

[fuckwhoyoucamewith]

is nicki real

[xchickengirlx]

[upsidedowntowerofpimps]

[magglehe]

[westernkanye]

[surprisebitch]

i wish i had this confidence

[pullhoever]

when i compare my grades with the ones of my friends and i’m better than them

[shencomix]

[witchoncampus]

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING