I never know what I'm doing

late 20s, she. Enjoys bad life decisions, sarcasm, and bitter melon.

[sheisraging]

omfg

[purplerose244]

I know that the Melbourne Climate Conference first night party was very hard on Henry, with the pressure from the palace and his dad passing only months ago, I absolutely feel for the poor thing... but the fact that his tipping point was seeing the American president's sexy son absolutely cracks me up

He literally took one look at Alex' eyelashes and went "No, absolutely not, I am not dealing with my closeted sexuality on top of everything else, get me out of here STAT"

[cityofdownwardspirals]

Made these yesterday. Yes, I was procrastinating. Enjoy!

[caedmonfaith]

[utopians]

tshirt that says BAD AT BEING A WOMAN on the front WORSE AT BEING A MAN on the back worn with shorts that say NEVERTHELESS STILL KICKING

[emi1y]

hate how any mention of being on knees is immediately assumed to be sucking dick. because maybe theyre eating pussy. did you even think about that? no you only think about yourself

[duskquil]

“wearing all pink to the barbie movie” “wearing full suits to the minion movie” the children yearn for themed parties

[alivedean]

aziraphale + text posts bonus:

[thelilylav]

Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.

[lindele12]

Bring it back, bring it back, don't take it away from me

Because you don't know what it means to me💔

[ominousfrey2]

@softest-punk ‘s amazing writing was the inspiration behind this, ( the text here is from the fic) !please go read their work it is divineee!

Hiya, could you pretty pretty please do a 12. and 33. prompt for the ineffable husbands? I keep thinking of Bentley just locking them in and

[jhinthony]

season 3 predictions

yes this is just a "moon's haunted" joke what about it

blank versions bc i like the backgrounds

[devilledminion]

What is the key to enjoying life? (x)

[hansoeii]

we go just right.

[i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky]

Aziraphale's favorite color is yellow #confirmed

[nicostiel]

Good Omens 2 + Text Posts

[fellshish]

girl help the eldritch horrors are organising a pride and prejudice party and making us dance to mirror their forbidden and repressed love. yes there is a michael jackson thriller video reenactment outside trying to get in. no yeah i still want that rare doctor who annual