The-Sublime-One

Yes, I am that guy up top with the bad five-o'clock shadow. I'm just a 19-year-old song-writer who sometimes does mission work for my church, but mostly I just like to hang out on Tumblr. :)

[the-sublime-one]

me_irl

Me: I'm bored. I don't have anything to watch.

Friend: How many shows do you have downloaded?

Me: Fifty.

[pebblesboy]

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

[torpidgilliver]

saying things to children is like playing the world’s riskiest game of telephone

[the-sublime-one]

STOP BEING ABLEIST

Its not my fault I raped her; she was so sexy my penis was triggered. I cannot help my self when I'm out of it, ya know? So get off my back, please. I'm not going to apologize for something I cannot do anything about.

[marshmallowgoop]

(A few) reasons the Kill la Kill English dub is gold

[blackvelvetsunseteyes]

What Tumblr taught me about rape.

If someone claims they were raped you are instantly suppose to believe and side with them even if they have no way to prove it or their story changes over time making their accusation questionable at best.

If someone is accused of rape you have to assume they are guilty, and if they deny the accusations or have proof that they were not guilty you should assume they are lying and if you defend then you are victim shaming.

Deciding that you need to do research before taking sides means you are instantly taking the rapists side because you clearly don’t trust the victim.

If your research leads you to believe that the accusations are false and you choose not to get behind the accuser you are instantly deemed a shitty person who defends rapists.

[ultrateecee]

13 days to go!!!

Here’s some of best queen for your enjoyment.

By far one of the most popular villain designs, even if she only appeared in 1 1/2 episodes!!

*edit: Thanks for all the support so far, you guys are awesome! On to more Pone as the days count down!

[belorin]

Spoiler for Mass Effect 3! 

A Shiara comic I drew celebrating the N7 day. It’s loosely based on the control ending.

Please let me know if there’s any error or incomprehensible part in the translation.

[the-sublime-one]

favourite type of picckle?

Dill. Sweet is just gross.

[acracebest]

So I made this for you on your birthday but forgot to submit it. So, have it now anyway.

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So beautiful

[therearetwomanycats-deactivated]

In celebration of tomorrow’s DVD release, the reunion we all need!  I’ve always imagined that it would be Celestia that would cross over, not Sunset.  

(And I used less references this time, none of which were for the hands!  Yay me!  Ignore their giant arms… when I noticed them I was in too deep, man.  Too deep.) 

[mrcreepypasta]

Because of you I finally watched Cowboy Bebop. So thank you and fuck you.

Ah yeah…. the last episode…..

[the-sublime-one]

Faye is a big fan of the new Rainbow Rocks movie.

[the-sublime-one]

So this happened the other day

i was in 6th period when this girl comes up to the front of the class and i hear a loud SIIIIGH from this frumpy girl at the back of the class and then the girl at the front starts talking and she comes out to us all as a lesbian but before she could finish the frumpy girl yells out NO ONE FUCKING CARES! SHUT UR DYKE MOUTH and the whole room is silent and i'm in awe and i stand up and point at the frupy girl and say DYKE!? HOW FUCKING DARE YOU YOU BIGOT and the whole class begins clapping and the girl runs from the front of the class and hugs me and her and i are dating now

[the-sublime-one]

OMG GUYS MY 80 YEAR OLD CONSERVATIVE [family member] LITERALLY [did something politically progressive] AND S/HE SAID S/HE HAD THE TIME OF HER/HIS LIFE AND S/HE SAID THAT I WAS ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX WITH ANY GENDER AND S/HE SAID THAT BEING GAY IS TOTALLY COOL AND PROGRESSIVE S/HE GAVE ME A PACKET OF CONDOMS AND $100 IM LITERALLY DYING CALL THE AMBULANCE

[ask-twilight-and-trixie]

[f-o-o-d-p-o-r-n]

Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

 Ingredients (1 serving):

1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature

1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice

1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar

1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)

tiny splash pure vanilla extract

2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)

1/8 tsp baking soda

tiny pinch salt

heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

[the-sublime-one]

Why do I do this?