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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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ive never played palworld but im seeing so many far more blatant Pokémon ripoffs in the app store and on steam these days so id like to thank them for distracting Nintendo long enough for the low-quality plagiarists to break the surface. Popping out of the ground all at once like seventeen-year cicadas. Its honestly just funny
listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.
honked at a car that didnt move fast enough when the light briefly turned green, and the driver reached a hand out the window and wagged his finger at me to be more patient
I pulled level with him at the next light and he tried to sell me weed
follow your dreams at a sustainable pace
500 words a day gets the novel written
Thank you, Chasm Frog.
The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that
I work at a library and we have 2 displays in the front lobby by the main desk. One is best sellers that gets changed out every month or so, and the other is recently returned items, where we literally just pull books off of the temp shelves behind the desk that were returned recently but not reshelved in their regular sections yet. Both displays are 100% human selected. I had someone come in the other day, look at the displays and ask me if they were AI generated. I admit, I short-circuted for a second before saying, "N...no. They were all picked out by people who work here."
it's easy to make fun of marxists for being like "we have a special way of understanding society called Thinking About Things That Are Real" but to be fair if you ask the average person what their ideas about society are based on they will start listing some of the Least Real things to ever not exist
but guys remember when it was christmas at the tipton and zack and cody were stuck in the elevator with mary giving birth to baby jesus
Ugly Duckling sequel where the swan is like hey it's nobody's fault and I don't think anyone did anything wrong per se but nonetheless I did feel really alienated and depressed for most of my youth and those years do continue to affect me in the present day and their mom is like, so what you're saying is that you think I'm a failure and a bad duck.
"Get in the box for Israel"
Anti-war mural seen in Ithaca, New York
cheese sits on the toilet while we take showers, and i like to stand on my tip toes and draw his silhouette in the steam from a high angle, then stand back to see how warped it is from his actual shape
oil and acrylic on masonite
i love math
damn i didn't realise u could patent this
Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts
you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e
Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn
My coworkers think I’m soooooo craaazy omg you’re so out there! But truly I’ve just internalized a very tumblr style of humor where given a normal conversation with an opening for comedy I’m always going to select the most absurdist possible dialogue option and then stick to it forever as a bit.
I had to explain smooth sharking to my coworkers today.
Quote one of them: “is that what you were doing when you insisted time is a construct and ‘it’s not tomorrow until I sleep’ is legitimate and the day doesn’t change?”
Me: “depends”
Him: “on what”
Me: “have you let it go?”
Him: “no”
Me: “then no I legitimately believe that”
