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axtang gets owned, called "no hell_homer"

twitter user axtang went to a party late friday night expecting a relaxing break from twitter fame. instead, he get epic owned.

"People at a party asked me if I had heard of "weird twitter" & I made the mistake of revealing mine. Then they said 'you're no @hell_homer'" twitter user axtang said after the incident.

twitter user hell_homer implied in a statement on friday that this may have been a result of his own doing, remarking, "thats really shitty and i am sorry i am the criteria by which you got owned"

the twitter community was in a state of shock at the amount of epic ownage dealt out last night. dumbfounded, twitter user charmandork said, "WOW WHEN YOU SAID "OWNED" I DIDNT THINK YOU MEANT THIS OWNED"

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bill nye not very cool anymore, stealing tweets

twitter user bill_nye_tho__, who was once a cool dude, got suspended and then someone else took the account and started stealing tweets from people its shitty.

one of the hardest-hit victims was twitter user are_kelly, whose tweets about instagram and kim kardashian's vagina were stolen.

"HOW AWFUL OF AN ACCOUNT DO U HAVE TO BE TO STEAL A TWEET FROM THE SECOND MOST AWFUL ACCOUNT" she tweeted. then she added, "CAST ME AS THE WOMAN IN THE CONSTIPATION COMMERCIALS ILL DO IT ILL DO THE SHIT OUT OF IT AND ILL LOVE IT"

tweets were also stolen from twitter users charmandork and axtang.

the debacle was uncovered by twitter user cat_haver, thanks to cat_haver.

some people are not convinced that the tweets were stolen at all. twitter user rhinotary suggested, "I mean the Instagram one is lifted for sure but this one [kim kardashian's vagina] is pretty generic after a quick search"

who knows.

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pududeer looks cool as hell

twitter user pududeer uploaded a selfie of herself in cool shades and red as heck lipstick. according to twitter user electrolemon, she is "cool + cute as all hell".

the selfie has received 13 favs and many replies at the time of publication. not everyone was happy with the selfie, however.

"!!!!!!!" said twitter user wutheringhugs, in response to the selfie.