#charmandork

[iwonderhowlongicanmakemyusername]

Tumblr seemed to enjoy these comics the last time I posted them, I do too.

[tweetsilike-blog]

also remember that it's impossible for pigs to look up at the sky so if you ever get the chance to hold baby pigs, show em the sky

— lil big nothing (@charMANdork) April 16, 2012

[the-tl]

axtang gets owned, called "no hell_homer"

twitter user axtang went to a party late friday night expecting a relaxing break from twitter fame. instead, he get epic owned.

"People at a party asked me if I had heard of "weird twitter" & I made the mistake of revealing mine. Then they said 'you're no @hell_homer'" twitter user axtang said after the incident.

twitter user hell_homer implied in a statement on friday that this may have been a result of his own doing, remarking, "thats really shitty and i am sorry i am the criteria by which you got owned"

the twitter community was in a state of shock at the amount of epic ownage dealt out last night. dumbfounded, twitter user charmandork said, "WOW WHEN YOU SAID "OWNED" I DIDNT THINK YOU MEANT THIS OWNED"

[the-tl]

bill nye not very cool anymore, stealing tweets

twitter user bill_nye_tho__, who was once a cool dude, got suspended and then someone else took the account and started stealing tweets from people its shitty.

one of the hardest-hit victims was twitter user are_kelly, whose tweets about instagram and kim kardashian's vagina were stolen.

"HOW AWFUL OF AN ACCOUNT DO U HAVE TO BE TO STEAL A TWEET FROM THE SECOND MOST AWFUL ACCOUNT" she tweeted. then she added, "CAST ME AS THE WOMAN IN THE CONSTIPATION COMMERCIALS ILL DO IT ILL DO THE SHIT OUT OF IT AND ILL LOVE IT"

tweets were also stolen from twitter users charmandork and axtang.

the debacle was uncovered by twitter user cat_haver, thanks to cat_haver.

some people are not convinced that the tweets were stolen at all. twitter user rhinotary suggested, "I mean the Instagram one is lifted for sure but this one [kim kardashian's vagina] is pretty generic after a quick search"

who knows.

[littledustparticle]

we moved on

curiosity abiding we flew from forest to forest pretending to remember but prepared for nothing hello, old neighbor remember when our fingers wrapped around the branches and we felt the sky breathe?

~ charMANdork

[littledustparticle]

little dust particle

little dust particle that's me me too (only visible in bright light) blow me away and i'll land on your blinds forever i am everywhere around you even though you can't see me it's only a matter of time before you breathe me in and only a matter of time before i make you sneeze and with that sneeze i leave you, to drift in the air again, maybe forever while you sleep i will watch tiny little dust particles visit you in your dreams until i disappear in the silent sky of blue and i will hope that as they drift off, they will visit you, too because from dust we came and to dust we shall return and when we return to dust, we can finally drift together forever no pacific wind or gloomy breeze strong enough to stop us from reaching the atmosphere and maybe we'll even get a taste of outer space, if we're lucky we are infinite amounts of cosmic dust be insignificant forever with me so translucent and fragile you will always be drifting on moonlight, floating on exhalations

~ charMANdork & sadkittenonline