Providing Magical Items Since, Like, A Week Ago

A wizardly blog based in @wizardraziw’s little wizard school! Come request a magic item to hone your magic. Make sure you give me some info about yourself so I can come up with somethin’ good, otherwise you’ll end up with whatever’s in the donation bin. I take payment in almost anything of value.

[insubstantialism]

Hey, it's school picture day! But, uh, someone went to the wrong room... maybe someone will come keep him company?

[insubstantialism]

Hey Professor @wizardraziw, I'd like to invite other students to join me in a class photo!

[wizardraziw]

Why thank you! I would be more than happy to participate in your group photo :) You can never take a bad photo of me on the account that I cannot blink! Hoo hoo hoo!

[surara-the-wizard]

Seems like someone's fallen asleep

[bluestyeehaw42]

Heard there was a group photo and was hoping there’d be room for one more!

[miniimoose]

Here we go! Made it in time for the photo :)

[jimekas]

Hello? Can someone guide me? I think I’m lo- Oh hey! What are you all doing here? Can I join? Oh you’re taking a photo?? I finally found the room then!! :D

[ghosttwriting]

A new face wanders in.. it seems shy, but eager to shuffle into the group :)

[wanderingmaskdragons]

trans wizard dragon bean cleans the lens (they do an okay job)

[eonthewizard]

Hello! This is the photo room, right? I'm a little lost...

[temperence-rex-mccoy]

OH BOY!! I wasn’t expecting school pictures to be so quickly after enrollment!! Tried to clean up as best I could.

[arabelle-wzrd]

ok.. i’ll just um. yeah i’ll just poke my head around here

[drsatyr]

err.. eto... blehhh :3!

[talatalatalatala]

Wait, it's already school picture day? But I haven't even put on my good hat!

[jimekas]

Hey look! I found @tingleonapringle, @trashcantus and @fusions-hardboiled-brainrot who were lost in other rooms with projections/illusions of this one! Sorry I had to push some of you or make you sit to fit in here, hope no one is offended ^^” (talking about you @tingleonapringle, @drsatyr and @talatalatalatala)

At leat now we'll be on the same photo :D

[winchestersinthetardisin221b]

Hello? Does anyone know where I’m supposed to-- Oh! Hello, is it picture day today? Guess I got here just in time!

[pcleoexpcnse]

[thewanderingmask]

my familiar and i tried to help clear some of the illusions to bring everybody together again... but now i can't find the lamp...

[rusty-fenix]

AAAAAHHHHHHH IM SORRY IM LATE!!!! HI FRIENDS!!!!

[solarat-art]

Hey! I am a little bit late, but I have found a little place to fit into the photo. Hey guys!

[b-s-nightly]

You're not the only one dude- On god- Spooky hours, almost could've missed this! @antisocialssocial yo! get in on this my dude :)

[antisocialssocial]

Sorry @b-s-nightly ;p got caught in an illusion room

[the-ugliest-magical-bird]

! I was worried i was too late! i am glad i made it! :D

[lil-trash]

WAHHHH ALMOST WAS LATE…. oh well im here now!! hope my hair looks good…

[alts14]

they tripped on the way in (perhaps on a leg or a mischievous orb) but they're fine

[memewhore]

[shrapnarl]

[insubstantialism]

Hey, it's school picture day! But, uh, someone went to the wrong room... maybe someone will come keep him company?

[insubstantialism]

Hey Professor @wizardraziw, I'd like to invite other students to join me in a class photo!

[wizardraziw]

Why thank you! I would be more than happy to participate in your group photo :) You can never take a bad photo of me on the account that I cannot blink! Hoo hoo hoo!

[surara-the-wizard]

Seems like someone's fallen asleep

[bluestyeehaw42]

Heard there was a group photo and was hoping there’d be room for one more!

[miniimoose]

Here we go! Made it in time for the photo :)

[jimekas]

Hello? Can someone guide me? I think I’m lo- Oh hey! What are you all doing here? Can I join? Oh you’re taking a photo?? I finally found the room then!! :D

[ghosttwriting]

A new face wanders in.. it seems shy, but eager to shuffle into the group :)

[the-trinketier]

[Casually inverts colors in order to be seen]

[the-trinketier]

Sorry um hi, i heard that ah people, um I mean like wizards could get magic items here? I’ll admit I got a little lost on the way here. oh and um i’m a parchment wizard but i’m not really all that good… i don’t know what im doing i just make and sometimes it works but most of the time it’s really just not *it* y’know

Self depreciation isn’t a good look on you, buddy. You think I know what I’m doing half the time? I haven’t even gotten to see any of your work yet! Besides, no one’s saying you can’t do a do-over! Just take the bits you like from the original and use them on the next take. That’s what I do!

[the-trinketier]

Got anything for a scab wizard? I just need something lightweight and easy to carry around anywhere I might need it.

You’re not giving me much to work with here, bubs. I like creative freedom as much as the next Parchment wiz, but I need something.

[the-trinketier]

Yes, yes, I will admit that I messed up the asks- BUT IF YOU MENTION IT I’LL CHARGE DOUBLE!!!

[the-trinketier]

This wonderful trinket came into my possession not too long ago! I had nearly forgotten about it. It’s definitely worth a couple star-shaped doo-dads. Hand ‘em over!

@molpish

[molpish]

[the-trinketier]

Sold to the kid with the big shiny eyes!

[the-trinketier]

This wonderful trinket came into my possession not too long ago! I had nearly forgotten about it. It’s definitely worth a couple star-shaped doo-dads. Hand ‘em over!

@molpish

[k1ngtok1]

hello! I came here fom the wizard thingy! I would like to say that you certaily have An Energy (This is a Good Thing!)

Also, I'd like to ask -- I'm a Rust wizard, Earth-based for now but I'd like to learn a little about all of the different things someday! And, I'd like to ask -- Do you have anything like a book or something to write in and... also cat safe? I've a little black cat called Tiny, and she enjoys biting my things a little too much. If not, that's perfectly alright! I was just curious <3. Thank you for taking the time to read this querie! I apologize for sending anonimously; I'm a little shy

Once again, thank you, and I hope you have a lovely day <3

-eon

It’s the perfect medium! I can have a more experienced wizard enchant the ink to move with a bit of a push from your magic, allowing you to flip the pages in your spell book or rearrange the rocks into words! Of course, it might sting a little, and might cost a bit more for my amazing artistry, but if it’s for the precious little ki-

I just realized you said you have a kitty give me pics right now that’s your payment that’s the cost of the commission show me the kitty I need to see the kitty give me give me give me give m

[eonthewizard]

Take my money now. Or, well pictures of Tiny and my money because no commission should go without payment!!

Here she is being small and unaware. And also your money. And this-

-is her loafing in the couch she destroyed, and this is her being silly while jumping, and this is her trying to bite the camera, and this is the time she-

[the-trinketier]

YOU GET A DISCOUNT NEXT TIME YOU COME

[k1ngtok1]

hello! I came here fom the wizard thingy! I would like to say that you certaily have An Energy (This is a Good Thing!)

Also, I'd like to ask -- I'm a Rust wizard, Earth-based for now but I'd like to learn a little about all of the different things someday! And, I'd like to ask -- Do you have anything like a book or something to write in and... also cat safe? I've a little black cat called Tiny, and she enjoys biting my things a little too much. If not, that's perfectly alright! I was just curious <3. Thank you for taking the time to read this querie! I apologize for sending anonimously; I'm a little shy

Once again, thank you, and I hope you have a lovely day <3

-eon

It’s the perfect medium! I can have a more experienced wizard enchant the ink to move with a bit of a push from your magic, allowing you to flip the pages in your spell book or rearrange the rocks into words! Of course, it might sting a little, and might cost a bit more for my amazing artistry, but if it’s for the precious little ki-

I just realized you said you have a kitty give me pics right now that’s your payment that’s the cost of the commission show me the kitty I need to see the kitty give me give me give me give m

[wizardraziw]

A pupil of mine has taken on the task of helping wizards with magic items! :)

[k1ngtok1]

What sort of info should we give (other than what kind of wizard we are) when requesting items? What info is most useful for determining what our magic item should be?

Anything helps! Your style, favorite colors, hobbies, home address, favorite animal, toothpaste brand, shoe size- anything can impact what I give you! There’s so many trinkets in the world, and this here trinketier refuses to give a customer anything less than extraordinary!*

(*All transactions are FINAL! If you aren’t satisfied with your purchase, it quite honestly sounds like a you problem.)

[k1ngtok1]

Hello! I am here for the magical items offered? Magical items please? 🥺

What doeth thou request?

[tiny-feral-arachnid-man]

Dost thou have anything both functional (ex.: a knife) and not too bulky or heavy to carry easily? A lantern, methinks, would be a valid course.

[k1ngtok1]

Certainly makes less work for me.

[tiny-feral-arachnid-man]

Oh, excellent!!!

[wizardraziw]

Now isn't this lovely! Teamwork is essential between mages! Excellent work, you two-

What's that behind you in the darkness

...

Ha-ha! I jest! Fooled you! Good work you two, you both are fine students indeed! :D