the turd wizard

[lmaonade]

me: *walking*

my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun

me: okay sir yes sir 

[adapto]

[quatara-moved]

me passin a road work ahead sign tryin not to say “i sure hope it does”

[handblogfortherecentlydeceased]

[scruffyturtles]

I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important

[dutchster]

[eveshka]

Chosen.

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

[gif87a-com]

[bonzly-says]

WTF IS THAT HOW YOU DO IT! MUM COME LOOK AT THIS

[kaylaleilanii]

this video changed my life

[hand]

this video cured my acne and paid off my student loans

[ladybender]

...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

[themadcapmathematician]

This is the first time ive seen this meme used and it wasnt only in character but also literally sounds like actual dialogue from the series itd paired with

[sashayed]

BoJack Horseman 4x06, “Stupid Piece of Sh*t”

[merrybitchmas91-deactivated2019]

How is this so real

[science]

[blazepress]

Tortoise skeletons are the weirdest skeletons.

[crimsoncatacombs-deactivated201]

I never wondered what they looked like before. Wow. I literally just gasped. How neat!

[bigbootyavocados-deactivated201]

Which is another reason you shouldn’t pick them up by their top shell

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Everyone knows that you shouldn’t pick up a tortoise or turtle by their shell since their backbone is fused with it, but often it’s not really an easy thing to visualize how that works. Here’s a really cool image for that… 

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

Almost NOBODY knows this, because people don’t bother to simply show you a fucking image like this in school so before i saw this on tumblr i thought a turtle was simply a loose animal in a shell like a snail

[recked]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thoughts-memories]

[meandmybentley]

[horrifying]

[sighdumbb]

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

holy shit

[josukekun-deactivated20130906]

JESUS

[tramampoline]

omg

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

wh

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

it’s back

[arcticsirius]

wat

[mage-of-time]

I have yet to witness something as fucked up as this

[ttrust-no-one]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ

[ellanah]

Jesus Christ ????

[virginalbrides]

i’m done goodbye

[spooky030]

This some @sixpenceee shit

[dutchster]

this was the result of a korean high school having no rules for their senior photos

[thisfeliciaday]

Amazing