yes

Molly,18, Gemini, and a total fucking loser.

[boobmitri]

new design! i love playing around with gothic stuff

[we-kant-even]

[academicssay]

[mossman-making-stars]

So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

[simonalkenmayer]

This is the funniest post I have ever read on Tumblr for so many…many reasons.

[thebootydiaries]

[nerunerd7]

Is no one gonna talk about the pregnant Phineas in her profile picture?

[thebootydiaries]

and what about it

[jakemorph]

ancient greek mfs always tryna act so fuckin tragic… “ohh i had to push a rock up a hill forever…” “ohhhh a bird eats my liver every morning…”… none of your struggles will ever come close to the burden of having a 20 inch dick

[we-kant-even]

[neon-elliot]

I am so sorry y'all,but this meme is true

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

[anorganisch-deactivated20171123]

“A brick does not kill a man just because it is a brick, but brings about such a result only by virtue of the velocity it has acquired; that is to say, the man is killed by space and time.”

- G. W. F. Hegel, Philosophy of Nature, §261.

[baeddel]

guns dont kill people space and time kill people

[signifyingother]

Hegel killed someone and said this to cover it up

[notsokafkaesque]

I really wish all of you just sat down, said “I don’t know how to solve the world’s problems” and just relaxed with a cold ginger ale. 

[babypunter3000]

“Buster, he’s gay, lmao.”

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Necromancer that doesn’t know they’re a necromancer and thinks they’re just a really good emt

[raimagnolia]

That is the funniest thing i have ever read

[vistakai]

People keep saying, “what if men did what you did to ghostbusters but the other way around!!!!!” but 1) You can’t. There isn’t one major blockbuster from the past 30 years with enough girls to do that with, and 2) Don’t assume that I wouldn’t completely support an all male cheetah girls reboot

[porterr-robinson]

[nightmare-grass]

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[sadegg]

everyone: “but youre doing so well in school”

me: i am literally dying i dont know who i am and im a shell of myself. i cant remember one thing i did last week, everything is a blur and i some how simultaneously sleep all the time and never sleep 

[tacomel420]

its passover tonight i can finally post this meme