Logan.

The Wolverine. Apparently the worst one. (when interacting with mun pls use tonetags)

[the-w0lverine]

Introduction.

Hello. This is Logan

He/him. No they, unless you're talking about multiple Logans.

(Ooc: if you're wondering why a random rp blog is liking your posts look below pls<3)

Ooc:

Hiiiiiiiii

This is the mun

Welcome to this blog!!

I am 18, so shifty stuff is okay, but if you're a minor pls heed the MDNI tag:>

I'm a bit scatty, so asks my sit in the box for a bit, but I will do clear outs so yours will likely get seen at some point<3

My "main" is @making-this-my-main

Other important blogs!!

@w0lverine-in-heat

Is wolfies after dark blog for smutty stuff so minors deffo dni of that one pls<3

@d-adpool

Is Logans cannon partner:)

@ijustservethedrinksman

A blog for Weasel of the sister Margaret's variety

P.S.

MUN IS TERRIBLE AT FORMAL RP DO NOT COME HERE IF YOU WANT A FINISHED THREAD!!!!

[the-w0lverine]

why are snails always like @__//

...

Because if they weren't, they'd be slugs?

[the-w0lverine]

Sigma -🦝

Not this again.

[the-w0lverine]

My sky mommy stalks your page

@deadestpoool

...

Okay?

[deadestpoool]

I can’t explain why. It’s kinda like a hyperfixation but on a specific wolverine and not even she knows why. But hi!

[the-w0lverine]

The hell is a hyperfixation?

Also who is she?

.. anyway

Hi, how are you?

[deadestpoool]

A hyperfixation is kinda an autism thing from what I know.

*Hops up next to him* I’m fucking wonderful

[the-w0lverine]

Oh

Well uh, I'm happy you're happy.

[deadestpoool]

Well how about you Mr. Mad? Anything happen in your sky mommy slash daddies spiritual retreat?

[the-w0lverine]

...

I have no idea what half of what you're saying, but I am actually doing okay for once.

Life hasn't been nice, but I think I'm okay with that.

[deadestpoool]

Well, like MY sky mommy likes to say, you can’t overdose on spiritual healing. *Pokes his forehead* but what’s goin on up here?

[the-w0lverine]

A brain hopefully.

Maybe some neurons firing.

[deadestpoool]

Baby bunny I didn’t ask what’s in there I asked what’s going on up there, like thought wise. What’s the old man thinking about?

[the-w0lverine]

Oh uh

This kid is talking to me about technically being my child, and that's freaking me out. I don't want that, and I never will, I don't get why they're all just running to me.

*leans back and sighs*

[deadestpoool]

You know I’m trying to picture you, or any Wolverine for that matter, with a child. *makes picture frame with fingers around his face* And I’m not seeing much. Just you, maybe a few girls occasionally. Maybe even a dog!

[the-w0lverine]

HA

Thanks bub, makes me feel a bit better.

I'll have to see about the dog though.

[tonystark-techgenius]

*Slides you $2000* get a golden retriever

[the-w0lverine]

JESUS FUck Tony.

...

*takes the 2000*

Fine.

[the-w0lverine]

My sky mommy stalks your page

@deadestpoool

...

Okay?

[deadestpoool]

I can’t explain why. It’s kinda like a hyperfixation but on a specific wolverine and not even she knows why. But hi!

[the-w0lverine]

The hell is a hyperfixation?

Also who is she?

.. anyway

Hi, how are you?

[deadestpoool]

A hyperfixation is kinda an autism thing from what I know.

*Hops up next to him* I’m fucking wonderful

[the-w0lverine]

Oh

Well uh, I'm happy you're happy.

[deadestpoool]

Well how about you Mr. Mad? Anything happen in your sky mommy slash daddies spiritual retreat?

[the-w0lverine]

...

I have no idea what half of what you're saying, but I am actually doing okay for once.

Life hasn't been nice, but I think I'm okay with that.

[deadestpoool]

Well, like MY sky mommy likes to say, you can’t overdose on spiritual healing. *Pokes his forehead* but what’s goin on up here?

[the-w0lverine]

A brain hopefully.

Maybe some neurons firing.

[deadestpoool]

Baby bunny I didn’t ask what’s in there I asked what’s going on up there, like thought wise. What’s the old man thinking about?

[the-w0lverine]

Oh uh

This kid is talking to me about technically being my child, and that's freaking me out. I don't want that, and I never will, I don't get why they're all just running to me.

*leans back and sighs*

[deadestpoool]

You know I’m trying to picture you, or any Wolverine for that matter, with a child. *makes picture frame with fingers around his face* And I’m not seeing much. Just you, maybe a few girls occasionally. Maybe even a dog!

[the-w0lverine]

HA

Thanks bub, makes me feel a bit better.

I'll have to see about the dog though.

[the-w0lverine]

My sky mommy stalks your page

@deadestpoool

...

Okay?

[deadestpoool]

I can’t explain why. It’s kinda like a hyperfixation but on a specific wolverine and not even she knows why. But hi!

[the-w0lverine]

The hell is a hyperfixation?

Also who is she?

.. anyway

Hi, how are you?

[deadestpoool]

A hyperfixation is kinda an autism thing from what I know.

*Hops up next to him* I’m fucking wonderful

[the-w0lverine]

Oh

Well uh, I'm happy you're happy.

[deadestpoool]

Well how about you Mr. Mad? Anything happen in your sky mommy slash daddies spiritual retreat?

[the-w0lverine]

...

I have no idea what half of what you're saying, but I am actually doing okay for once.

Life hasn't been nice, but I think I'm okay with that.

[deadestpoool]

Well, like MY sky mommy likes to say, you can’t overdose on spiritual healing. *Pokes his forehead* but what’s goin on up here?

[the-w0lverine]

A brain hopefully.

Maybe some neurons firing.

[deadestpoool]

Baby bunny I didn’t ask what’s in there I asked what’s going on up there, like thought wise. What’s the old man thinking about?

[the-w0lverine]

Oh uh

This kid is talking to me about technically being my child, and that's freaking me out. I don't want that, and I never will, I don't get why they're all just running to me.

*leans back and sighs*

[the-w0lverine]

Oh a Logan..

Hm?

There's a lot around Bub, don't have to look far.

[x-23-official-deactivated202509]

Your the first one I've seen.. I've only seen one and he's dead..

[the-w0lverine]

Yeah well I get told that a lot.

[x-23-official-deactivated202509]

I was told I came from a Wolverines DNA.. Does that mean your technically my dad? I'm not sure which world I came from..

[the-w0lverine]

NOPE NO NUH UH

I'm no one's dad, not technically, literally, or metaphorically. If that's your aim then fuck off.

[x-23-official-deactivated202509]

What's fuck off?

[the-w0lverine]

...

How old are you?

[x-23-official-deactivated202509]

11.. I only know asshole and bitch.. That's what the TVA called me.. *whispers the last part*

[the-w0lverine]

Well you've learnt a new one hey.

The TVA? What's that got to do with you?

[the-w0lverine]

My sky mommy stalks your page

@deadestpoool

...

Okay?

[deadestpoool]

I can’t explain why. It’s kinda like a hyperfixation but on a specific wolverine and not even she knows why. But hi!

[the-w0lverine]

The hell is a hyperfixation?

Also who is she?

.. anyway

Hi, how are you?

[deadestpoool]

A hyperfixation is kinda an autism thing from what I know.

*Hops up next to him* I’m fucking wonderful

[the-w0lverine]

Oh

Well uh, I'm happy you're happy.

[deadestpoool]

Well how about you Mr. Mad? Anything happen in your sky mommy slash daddies spiritual retreat?

[the-w0lverine]

...

I have no idea what half of what you're saying, but I am actually doing okay for once.

Life hasn't been nice, but I think I'm okay with that.

[deadestpoool]

Well, like MY sky mommy likes to say, you can’t overdose on spiritual healing. *Pokes his forehead* but what’s goin on up here?

[the-w0lverine]

A brain hopefully.

Maybe some neurons firing.

[the-w0lverine]

Oh a Logan..

Hm?

There's a lot around Bub, don't have to look far.

[x-23-official-deactivated202509]

Your the first one I've seen.. I've only seen one and he's dead..

[the-w0lverine]

Yeah well I get told that a lot.

[x-23-official-deactivated202509]

I was told I came from a Wolverines DNA.. Does that mean your technically my dad? I'm not sure which world I came from..

[the-w0lverine]

NOPE NO NUH UH

I'm no one's dad, not technically, literally, or metaphorically. If that's your aim then fuck off.

[x-23-official-deactivated202509]

What's fuck off?

[the-w0lverine]

...

How old are you?

[the-w0lverine]

My sky mommy stalks your page

@deadestpoool

...

Okay?

[deadestpoool]

I can’t explain why. It’s kinda like a hyperfixation but on a specific wolverine and not even she knows why. But hi!

[the-w0lverine]

The hell is a hyperfixation?

Also who is she?

.. anyway

Hi, how are you?

[deadestpoool]

A hyperfixation is kinda an autism thing from what I know.

*Hops up next to him* I’m fucking wonderful

[the-w0lverine]

Oh

Well uh, I'm happy you're happy.

[deadestpoool]

Well how about you Mr. Mad? Anything happen in your sky mommy slash daddies spiritual retreat?

[the-w0lverine]

...

I have no idea what half of what you're saying, but I am actually doing okay for once.

Life hasn't been nice, but I think I'm okay with that.

[the-w0lverine]

Oh a Logan..

Hm?

There's a lot around Bub, don't have to look far.

[x-23-official-deactivated202509]

Your the first one I've seen.. I've only seen one and he's dead..

[the-w0lverine]

Yeah well I get told that a lot.

[x-23-official-deactivated202509]

I was told I came from a Wolverines DNA.. Does that mean your technically my dad? I'm not sure which world I came from..

[the-w0lverine]

NOPE NO NUH UH

I'm no one's dad, not technically, literally, or metaphorically. If that's your aim then fuck off.

[the-w0lverine]

My sky mommy stalks your page

@deadestpoool

...

Okay?

[deadestpoool]

I can’t explain why. It’s kinda like a hyperfixation but on a specific wolverine and not even she knows why. But hi!

[the-w0lverine]

The hell is a hyperfixation?

Also who is she?

.. anyway

Hi, how are you?

[deadestpoool]

A hyperfixation is kinda an autism thing from what I know.

*Hops up next to him* I’m fucking wonderful

[the-w0lverine]

Oh

Well uh, I'm happy you're happy.

[the-w0lverine]

Oh a Logan..

Hm?

There's a lot around Bub, don't have to look far.

[x-23-official-deactivated202509]

Your the first one I've seen.. I've only seen one and he's dead..

[the-w0lverine]

Yeah well I get told that a lot.

[the-w0lverine]

My sky mommy stalks your page

@deadestpoool

...

Okay?

[deadestpoool]

I can’t explain why. It’s kinda like a hyperfixation but on a specific wolverine and not even she knows why. But hi!

[the-w0lverine]

The hell is a hyperfixation?

Also who is she?

.. anyway

Hi, how are you?

[the-w0lverine]

My sky mommy stalks your page

@deadestpoool

...

Okay?

[the-w0lverine]

Welcome back (again)

Totally not stalking you

I'm always here.

People just don't send notifications, so I don't have a reason to come on.

[deadestpoool]

Oh so in other words, I can bother you

[the-w0lverine]

Hah no.

[deadestpoool]

I sense a draft of wanting and longing for attention

[the-w0lverine]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[the-w0lverine]

Welcome back (again)

Totally not stalking you

I'm always here.

People just don't send notifications, so I don't have a reason to come on.

[deadestpoool]

Oh so in other words, I can bother you

[the-w0lverine]

Hah no.