Student Of The Arcane

Currently studying for a master’s in wizardry. 243, pronouns are anything and everything. Sun moon and rising signs all Gemini. 🔞 I only want to tolerate adult humans

[the-wizards-blog]

Greetings, human internet.

Welcome to my blog (still under construction). I am an Elven student of Wizardry, studying for my master’s degree (NOT at Hogwarts). NO anti elf propaganda or racism will be tolerated.

About Me

I am 243 years old as of making this. Yes, I am aware you humans live only a pitiful 70 years or so on average, so I may seem old to you, but I am a young adult.

My pronouns are anything. I change my gender when I feel like it, for I have mastered the art of sculpting flesh (I spent 50 years practicing).

I cannot disclose the name of my university for security reasons, because APPARENTLY some of you HUMAN wizards get really weird about teleporting to this place ILLEGALY.

DNI

Elf racists (obviously)

Those weird fucking “””Rangers””” that think they’re ALLLL high and mighty for living in the woods and hunting monsters all the time

Bigots (I WILL send you to the torture labyrinth)

This will be added to as I discover more unsavory types of humans (and elves) (I’m sure there are plenty)

IF YOU BREAK THIS I WILL TURN YOU INTO A FROG.

[truewizardfacts]

the problem with modern spell books is that every wizard and mage wants to add a story at the beginning so it seems like their spell has more depth and history behind it but in reality its mostly just the basic level 1 spell you get from the back of the cereal box

[wizardliving]

advice request

VERY IMPORTANT PLS READ:

recently i seem to have fallen for the witch….. is this some sort of love spell? a curse?? how do i tell if she is hexing me or not????

please respond quickly because i’m about to ask her to go to the elves’ ball with me

[the-wizards-blog]

drink five cups of newt eye tea and if that doesn’t fix it you’re cooked

[the-wizards-blog]

Group projects are so ass. Who the hell names a spell “Tentacle Orb”??? Get creative. It should be Tentacular Sphere at LEAST