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Narrator, looking in the rearview mirror: Shit, there’s a cop chasing us

Eddie: Do you speak another language?

Narrator: What? No. I can sign though

Eddie: Perfect. If we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English

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Josh: What did you do

Juicy: Alright, I’ll tell you, but don’t get mad at me

Josh: What. Did. You. Do.

Juicy: Okay, first I was minding my own business

Josh, slamming his hand on the table: BULLSHIT

Juicy: I WAS!

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Josh: Have you seen my sunglasses?

Eddie, staring at the glasses on top of his head: 30 dollars and I’ll help you find them

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Socks? Frozen

Bottle? Pissed in

Turkey? Stuffed

I have tarnished the sanctity of this fair holiday

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Mully: Can’t you be like- more enthusiastic??

Josh, in the dullest voice he can muster: Woo-hoo, extra woo.

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Mully: I’m worried about Juicy’s object permanence

Eddie: Why’s that?

Mully: Just watch. Juice, come here for a moment!

Juicy, walking over: What is it-

Mully: *covers his face with his hands*

Juicy, sounding fearful and startled: Eddie where did Mully go??

Eddie: Oh fuck...

Mully: *removes hands*

Juicy: Mully!

Eddie and Mully: *both cover their faces with their hands*

Juicy: ??!!

*later*

Juicy: I’ve been pretending I can’t see Mully when he covers his face with his hands to mess with him, but now I think he’s seriously believing it.

Narrator: Juicy...

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Juicy: Candid pictures? Nah, take cryptid pictures of me

Juicy: Make me as blurry as possible, make my eyes glow and I’m in places I logically can’t be in

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*Mully after getting the boys lost*

Mully: Man, it’s beautiful out here today. I love Mother Nature.

Juicy: Mother Nature’s a whore!!

Josh: Mother Nature wants you both to shut the fuck up

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Juicy, on the phone: Eddie are you coming to pick me up? I’m locked out of your house

Eddie, driving: Oh my god I totally forgot. I’ll be there in like ten minutes

Juicy: I’m going to tell Narrator you forgot me

Eddie: Juicy no– I’ll be there in a few

Juicy: By the way, how thick do you think your glass door is?

Eddie: Uh, I don’t know. Maybe an inch and a half? Why?

Juicy, wrapping his jacket around his hand: Oh no reason

*muffled glass breaking sounds over the line*

Eddie: Juicy what was that?!

Juicy: Nothing. You don’t need to come by anymore, I let myself in

Eddie: Juicy!—

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Mully: Juice, what are you doing?

Juicy: Making chocolate pudding

Mully: It’s four in the morning, why the hell are you making chocolate pudding?

Juicy: Because I’ve lost control of my life

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Art on Reddit

Hiya! Sorry to just drop in but I'm a mod from The Boys reddit and I saw this: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBoysChannel/comments/pwa06p/juicy_tarot_card_the_fool/

I just wanna confirm this is you and not someone stealing your art.

Yeah that’s me! It’s really sweet of you to confirm with me, thank you so much!

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Josh: *sees someone doing something stupid* Josh: Oh my god what an idiot

Mully: *notices that it’s Juicy* Mully: Oh god that’s our idiot

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Juicy: Narrator left, so now that he’s gone I’m going to cut the sleeves off all my shirts

Eddie: Why

Juicy: He’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

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Apologies for the lack of quotes! I’ll stock up the queue soon I promise

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Juicy: I have to go to Australia in three days and I haven’t even found a kennel!

Narrator: Oh, treat yourself to a hotel! you deserve it.

Juicy: Not ME! My CAT!

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Eddie: Josh, can we talk from one 10 to another?

Josh: I’m an 11, but continue

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Juicy: I spilled my coffee

Eddie: What? How?

Juicy: I don’t know. I just stopped holding it

Eddie:

Eddie: Why am I not surprised?