Soda Stevie and Two-Bit!!!

This was all Two's idea. [ RP/ASK BLOG ]

[the3greasketeers]

Just a trio of buddies!

Soda (He/Any) - GNC Male Bi

Steve (He/They) - Genderqueer Gay

Keith / “Two-Bit” (Any/All) - Genderfluid Pan

[ Blog Run By @ferretnomsthings SAME DNI LIST APPLIES. ]

[the3greasketeers]

[ooc: if I’m sending too much I can slow down/stop /gen]

I'M NOT EVEN THAT SHORT MAN WTF 😐

- Steve

I meannnn 🫣

- Keith / 2-Bit

You're like an inch taller than him, Two 😭

- SODA

[the3greasketeers]

real footage of Steve Randle not clickbait

I love pitbulls sm they’re the cutest ever

I think the first one is a pitbull, second is a pitbull lab mix

AWWWWWWW THAT LAST ONE EVEN LOOKS LIKE STEVEEE

- SODA

What does that even mean???

- Steve

The funniest thing is that Steve's scared of dogs but he's like the most dog-coded guy I've ever met! 💀

- Keith / 2-Bit

Fuck you too 😠

- Steve

[cry1ng-at-m1dnight]

scared of dogs but has Inumimi gear

me too bro me too

[the3greasketeers]

YOU GAVE ME THE GEAR I'M BEING FRAMED

- Steve

[the3greasketeers]

real footage of Steve Randle not clickbait

I love pitbulls sm they’re the cutest ever

I think the first one is a pitbull, second is a pitbull lab mix

AWWWWWWW THAT LAST ONE EVEN LOOKS LIKE STEVEEE

- SODA

What does that even mean???

- Steve

The funniest thing is that Steve's scared of dogs but he's like the most dog-coded guy I've ever met! 💀

- Keith / 2-Bit

Fuck you too 😠

- Steve

[the3greasketeers]

Hello hello freak boss or should I say freak bosses?

[Thats a compliment I swear]

Anyways! What are your thoughts on sudoku? Also solitaire.

Hiiiii I like solitare more than sudoku to be completely honest 😅

- SODA

I mean they're alright, I think I'd lean towards playing sudoku more though 🤷

- Steve

Both of them are boring what do y'all meannn 🫤

- Keith / 2-Bit

Completely unsurprising, you have the attention span of screwdriver 😑

- Steve

That's fucking crazy actually 😭

- SODA

[ferretnomsthings]

Steve ships rotting holes in my brain

@cry1ng-at-m1dnight

[the3greasketeers]

WHY ARE YOU EVIL?!?!?

- Steve

[the3greasketeers]

So, Steve, how’s Tim been recently? I’m not forgetting you said you love him btw

He's been fine, I don't know I ain't him... AND I CAN PLATONICALLY LOVE PEOPLE! 😠

- Steve

Yeahhh just like you "platonically love" Soda and Evie and Chet and-

- Keith / 2-Bit

YES exactly, because I have friends unlike you 😒

- Steve

You have many "friends"....

- Keith / 2-Bit

[the3greasketeers]

And my personal favorite ⬇️

Green Two looks like an alien 😆

- SODA

WOAH WOAH YOU CAN'T SAY THAT 😬

- Keith / 2-Bit

I'm disappointed in you, Soda 😔

- Steve

THAT AIN'T WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT

- SODA

[cry1ng-at-m1dnight]

Wow Soda I can’t believe you’d say that smh

[the3greasketeers]

YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEANT ☹️

- SODA

I didn't know my best friend was a bigot 😔

- Steve

[cry1ng-at-m1dnight]

I’ll be your new bestie 😋

[the3greasketeers]

Uhhhh I think I'll pass, y'know? Like I have Tim and Two and Dallas and Evie, I think I'm good 😐

- Steve

It's cuz he's gay isn't it? 😑

- SODA

What? NO, THEY'RE JUST WEIRD AND SEND WEIRD THINGS 🤨

- Steve

Wow so you're a bigot now, I can't believe you!!! Doesn't feel nice, does it? 😒

- SODA

[cry1ng-at-m1dnight]

:(

Wow you hate gay people

Tim, huh? 😏

[the3greasketeers]

I DON'T HATE GAY PEOPLE, TIM'S BI AND I LOVE HIM 😌

- Steve

I'm sure you do.... 😉

- SODA

What? 😳

- Steve

What? 🫣

- SODA

[the3greasketeers]

And my personal favorite ⬇️

Green Two looks like an alien 😆

- SODA

WOAH WOAH YOU CAN'T SAY THAT 😬

- Keith / 2-Bit

I'm disappointed in you, Soda 😔

- Steve

THAT AIN'T WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT

- SODA

[cry1ng-at-m1dnight]

Wow Soda I can’t believe you’d say that smh

[the3greasketeers]

YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEANT ☹️

- SODA

I didn't know my best friend was a bigot 😔

- Steve

[cry1ng-at-m1dnight]

I’ll be your new bestie 😋

[the3greasketeers]

Uhhhh I think I'll pass, y'know? Like I have Tim and Two and Dallas and Evie, I think I'm good 😐

- Steve

It's cuz he's gay isn't it? 😑

- SODA

What? NO, THEY'RE JUST WEIRD AND SEND WEIRD THINGS 🤨

- Steve

Wow so you're a bigot now, I can't believe you!!! Doesn't feel nice, does it? 😒

- SODA

[the3greasketeers]

…Soda are u afraid of snakes…? That’s the only explanation I can find for these pictures

Yes BUT IN MY DEFENCE THAT SNAKE IS HUGE 🥲

- SODA

[the3greasketeers]

And my personal favorite ⬇️

Green Two looks like an alien 😆

- SODA

WOAH WOAH YOU CAN'T SAY THAT 😬

- Keith / 2-Bit

I'm disappointed in you, Soda 😔

- Steve

THAT AIN'T WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT

- SODA

[cry1ng-at-m1dnight]

Wow Soda I can’t believe you’d say that smh

[the3greasketeers]

YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEANT ☹️

- SODA

I didn't know my best friend was a bigot 😔

- Steve

[the3greasketeers]

And my personal favorite ⬇️

Green Two looks like an alien 😆

- SODA

WOAH WOAH YOU CAN'T SAY THAT 😬

- Keith / 2-Bit

I'm disappointed in you, Soda 😔

- Steve

THAT AIN'T WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT

- SODA

[the3greasketeers]

Another one 😋

It's because I'm gay, isn't it? 🫤

- Steve

Homophobia! 😔

- SODA

For real 😒

- Steve

[the3greasketeers]

[found this on pintrest under Lobster 🎵☀️]

I do not trust red Darry 🫤

- SODA

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

- ???

Get your own blog, old man 😾

- Keith / 2-Bit

[ferretnomsthings]

[ @cry1ng-at-m1dnight ]

[the3greasketeers]

WHY TF WERE OUR NAMES IN THE TAGS ☹️

- Steve

We're all gonna die!!! 😰

- Keith / 2-Bit

WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THISSSS 😭

- SODA

[cry1ng-at-m1dnight]

:D

[the3greasketeers]

Don't ":D" at our suffering wtf 😢

- SODA

[ferretnomsthings]

[ @cry1ng-at-m1dnight ]

[the3greasketeers]

WHY TF WERE OUR NAMES IN THE TAGS ☹️

- Steve

We're all gonna die!!! 😰

- Keith / 2-Bit

WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THISSSS 😭

- SODA

[the3greasketeers]

Trauma.

- Keith / 2-Bit