the3rdH0kage

[googleygareth]

[froggysovereign-blog]

Welcome to Tumblr.

[alicexz]

Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

[littleyoshi4]

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

[thelonelyskeptic]

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

[birdnerdpearl]

Yes.

[chubbymon]

What? How? O_O

[chocolate-kitty-cats-blog]

IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN

[whattheactualheckishappening]

HOW DID YOU…..!?!?!?

[claudia-elliott-figueroa-deacti]

Waaaaat

[claudine1233-deactivated2020081]

Yup

[markrosewater]

If R&D designed a new flying carpet card, would it be a vehicle or an equipment?

Ah, the Unicycle debate. Let’s ask all of you, is a flying carpet a vehicle or an equipment? (I’m not taking about the card Flying Carpet as that is neither.)

[the3rdh0kage]

Equipment

[markrosewater]

I think there is potential for food creatures, since we already know that there are cheese people (The Cheese Stands Alone), and possibly there is room in artifacts, perhaps in the form of very old bread or pot of honey or something like that. Maybe is this more silver border than black border.

I could see artifacts being food.

[the3rdh0kage]

Hot Soup from M15 is an artifact

[mysoleisred]

Things I want in the next 5 years

- a stable job that i love

- enough money to live comfortably and travel

- a fulfulling relationship

[w-ander-lusts]

Putting this out into the universe

[aughtpunk]

[marvel-lous-things]

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

[eldritchcannon]

Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?

Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider

[moonbeamdagger]

I’m seeing stuff in the notes about “Miles would do this” and I just want to say: you’re absolutely right. All Spider-folks across all universes share one (1) singular brain cell and most of the time it’s Gwen’s.

[seananmcguire]

As the current author of Spider-Gwen, I can attest that Gwen has not seen the brain cell in years.

[marvel-lous-things]

[unlimiteur]

snow design space:

cool mana symbols

things not untapping

putting Prismatic Vista in your deck

creating legendary black 20/20 avatar flying indestructible creature tokens

[the3rdh0kage]

@trombone-jesus

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[the3rdh0kage]

We have a song at #1 on the Rap Billboard featuring Billy Ray Cyrus. 2019 is fucking wild

[dasebeleren]

folks

source:

[the3rdh0kage]

[roboco-san]

serebii.net is wild. it’s a relic. this dude has been running a pokemon news website continuously for damn near 20 years. who is he. how does he do it. what is his secret. how did he get so powerful. he terrifies me

[snowpoiint-city]

reblogging this again because i found out today he started serebii when he was 13. imagine making a website dedicated to a game at 13 years old and it exploding enough to become the entire fandom’s main source of information

[the3rdh0kage]

Serebii.net is awesome. I was a very active member on the forums for a few years, and had conversations with the majority of the moderators/admins and the creator of the site (iirc his name is Joe) on multiple occasions. I didnt know he started it at 13 though, I knew he was younger.

[markrosewater]

From one father to another, I'd like to thank you for giving us uncommon planeswalkers as a tool for teaching "division with remainders" to my kids. "If Jaya has 5 loyalty counters, and her ability costs 2, how many times can you use it, and how many counters will she have left after you do?"

Magic has more math snuck inside it than most players realize. : )

[flavoracle]

This is one of my favorite things about being a Nerd Dad.

When my son was getting frustrated to the point of tears at learning times tables, I just asked him, “C'mon buddy, if you attack me with five 3/3 angels, how much damage will I be taking?”

*sniff* “Fifteen. Why?”

“You just solved 5 times 3!”

*smiles, eyes get wide* “REALLY?!”

[the3rdh0kage]

Wholesome magic dad

[the3rdh0kage]

Group chat rant

So group chats are super fucking handy, there are quite a few few group chats I engage with regularly.

But why my family thinks that starting a new group chat for everything they do, or whenever they just want to send something to more then 1 person in the family is beyond me.

Pretty sure I hit family group chat #20 today, and basically all of them have the same people in them.

[porterr-robinson]

[yungbara]

i hate this

[that-twink-over-there]

I love this

[writing-prompt-s]

Image Prompt

[the3rdh0kage]

Great value Deadpool. The end

[forgamers]

[rebeliyt]

omfg

[uncle-beanbag]

How the fuck

[i-dont-have-a-computer-deactiva]

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[thesexyidiot]

man I love baseball