4th of july posts compilation

FREEDOM

[marisatomay]

when someone tries to rain on my America Parade on the Fourth of July

[crazyassmurdererwall]

You know, I really enjoy the Fourth of July. We grill meat over an open flame to celebrate Nicholas Cage stealing the Declaration of Independence and Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saving us from an alien invasion, and really, that’s just so beautiful.

[thetygre]

July 3rd, 11:59 P.M.: This country is a festering cesspool of corruption, ignorance, and violence. Every achievement is built on the backs of millions of dead. The Founding Fathers-

July 4th, 12:00 A.M.:

July 5th, 12:00 A.M.: -would shake their heads in shame if they could see the state of this nation.

[candyredterezii]

The reason we blow up fireworks isnt from celebration it’s to scare the Founding Fathers back to their grave and stop them from rising from their grave to feed off the flesh of the free

[lopmon]

HAPPY 4⃣TH OF JULY❗️❕ 🔴⚪️🔵 🎉🎈💥🇺🇸 A holiday 💃🏻🎊🎆 that consists of eating good food 🍔🍧🍰, getting wasted 😳🍹🍸, hanging out with friends 👬👭, and even getting rawed 😧🍆🍑💦? Send this to 🔟 people 👨‍👨‍👧👨‍👩‍👧👩‍👩‍👧 who you wouldn't mind putting a firecracker 💥😜 inside you 👀 and something amazing 💫🌟✨ will happen to you today 😳🎉

[paintz]

Remember to leave milk and cookies out for when Captain America comes and leaves presents under your tree tonight!

[onedirectionforever]

[onedirectionforever]

*BALD EAGLE SCREECH*

[onedirectionforever]

i can’t believe every american was born today

[onedirectionforever]

Had trouble sleeping last night over the sound of FREEDOM RINGING

[onedirectionforever]

oh would you look at the time

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[onedirectionforever]

“which one is your house?”

“the one with the flag”

[ladyhistory]

WHO IS TAKING PICTURES OF MY HOUSE

[imperialmog]

The 4th of July, its the day that people put American flags outside their homes expecting a visit from Captain America who arrives in a sleigh powered by eight bald eagles giving fireworks, who then goes and has his birthday party.

[justplainsomething]

Children leave a bowl of Doritos out for him.

[eiluned]

Merry Stevemas, everyone.

[insurggent]

the sunset was beautiful tonight

[theother9tenths]

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FLAG PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO THE SKY ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[insanitycase]

EVEN OUR SUNSETS ARE PATRIOTIC

[forgetfulfish]

4th of July posts

[unicornmunch]

the last one killed me. … i can’t even .

[girlyshippings]

I always hear fireworks on the Fourth of July like WHY

[hiko73]

We’re that fucked up lil relative you all love & we do love you back in our own weird lil way

[vanjestic-deactivated20160131]

there it is! the post I’ve been waiting for! 

[rush-keating-deactivated2018121]

I saw American flags on businesses in London. 

[the4ofjuly]

Me, 364 days a year: we need to fix America. We have a lot of problems, and we need to band together and help people and clean up all the messes we made.

Me on the 4th of July: we need to fix America whiLE FLYING ON BALD EAGLES

[becausebirds]

Here’s the most American thing you’ll ever see.