[theaamalthea]

hello everydragon,, heres a bit about me

• you can call me thea or amalthea or any other pet names

• 26 trangendrt (she/her) just cracked egg

• dragons

• dragons r hot

• god i wish i was a dragon

• nerd; mtg enjoyer

• shy and ready to be taken advantage of by other women

• uk based (sorry)

please talk to me about anything but also hot dragons

[agent-de-voyages]

Hibiscus Dragon

[dragon-butt]

dragons really do have it best... lay egg in girls, watch them whine and squirm from how full they are, eat girl out and slurp the eggs up after... delicious girljuice delicious egg nothing better

[nodding emphatically] LISTEN TO MY MUTUAL EVERYONE HE HAS SOMETHING AWESOME TO SAY

[theaamalthea]

also good morning i hope you can all experiencethe joy of dragon kissing and hand holding and perhaps even biting today

[theaamalthea]

magick the gathering tomorrow with two cuties pray for me,,, i WILL be locked in i will NOT give in to the yearn and maybe i will even WIN (its so over i need her)

[enameledcoppergirl]

Lift that tail for her and make her lose her composure

[spark-the-angel-dragon]

*psst* hey you... Yeah you.... You should pet dragons

[emmacandle]

tell a trans girl you love her today. please

[bunnygirlpaws]

reblog to tell prev you love her

[theaamalthea]

god i wish that was me

[theaamalthea]

when are they going to invent mega hrt that not only fixes all of my brainworms but also makes me look like this

[abbys-derg-blog]

need to wrap my big ol dragon thighs around a smaller dragons maw and pump a load or five down their throat

[your-favourite-red-dragon]

Scratching a dragon under the chin is a surefire way of calming her down. It's also an excellent method to guarantee she wants to keep you. You're not walking out of her cave. Certainly not on steady legs.

[chaifootsteps]

Seen a lot of pearl clutching over this tweet but I think it's funny as fuck.

[hemipenal-system]

[semolinaart]

All three of them

Moonwatcher in the panelka

Turtle in the elektrichka

Winter in Vorkuta

(I will block anyone who writes how terrible, depressing, etc. panelki are. I'm not kidding)

[hemipenal-system]

if a girl has a bone-crushing bite force you gotta pet her head and kiss her snout

[toskarin]

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

[ashes2caches]

repeatedly kissing that tgirl until she passes out and/or pisses her pants.

[theaamalthea]

whoag,,,