A TRICKY TRIANGLE! @theactualbillcipher - Tumblr Blog

((REDONE INTRO POST!!! :D it's kinda long btw))

"At first I thought it was a joke, just a silly song he sang to taunt me while I was shackled in his penthouse at the end of the world. After seeing his mind shattered, his body petrified, and his chaos reversed, I knew he must be gone from our reality. And yet some mornings I wake up with a tune stuck in my head, and I curse when I realize what I'm whistling..."

"We'll meet again.."

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HEYA, FLESH SACKS! IT'S ME, YOUR OLD PAL AND OVERLORD, BILL CIPHER!!!! •D

NOW, YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING: "BILL! WHY DO YOU HAVE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT? WHY ARE YOU EVEN ON THE INTERNET? ALSO, AREN'T YOU DEAD? ARE YOU DEAD OR WHAT, WHAT'S THE DEAL?"

WELL, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU MEAN! I'M PERFECTLY FINE! JUST DANDY •)

ANYWAY, ALWAYS REMEMBER REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYEEEE!

(mod info!!! <3)

#bill ci the triangle guy #bill cipher #the book of bill #rp blog #intro post #revived blog haha

((I'm back everyone!!! Still a bit busy to post so expect me to be back to posting tomorrow! Also happy pride my gays <3))

#ooc post

((gonna take a small break because I do NOT have the energy to post, no I will not die again just uh yeah))

#ooc post #it'll only be like for a few days not super duper long I promise ypu #you*

Carey flicks his hat casually. Almost in a half "im-used-to-this-energy" kind of way. "If it makes it any easier on you to fully be.... you know.... free, then you're more than welcome to stay. Although," Her eyes squint. "That logic kinda doesn't make any sense. When you're anchored into someone's mind, you're not exactly free per se," She shakes her head, "GETTIN' AHEAD OF MYSELF." She chuckled before she sighed. "How are you though? On like.... a truthful level?"

((FFFFFFFREAK I forgot all about Tumblr's existence))

"Hah! Just dandy, of course! And you? Although I would've expected you to be less..casual about this"

#bill ci the triangle guy #I'm like half asleep writing ths

She chuckled warmly and swats her hand gently through the air. "Ah it's no big deal. Thought I'd do something just for the occasion. You look..." Her body language seems especially vulnerable. She crosses her legs in on one another, back straightened out. Almost as if she's in prime position for yoga. Her eyes squint. "Familiar." She smirks and snorts.

"You're Bill right? Lotta people from my universe know you. They kinda follow you like some cultish icon. To be fair.... that's your thing but I don't judge. I just let em do it cause I got no business in getting into big things....." Her smile widens as the jokester starts to come out. Finding her situation both hilarious and yet odd, "wild how you pick to meet someone that has NO partaking in your cult." She cackled loudly.

((me forgetting to check my inbox 🥲))

He'd float upside down just because."Well, what can I say? You seemed like a rather.. interesting mortal, that's all! Actually quite surprised you know me already, makes interactions easier!"

#bill ci the triangle guy #I'm rusty on the Bill impressions shush

She stares back at him dumbfounded... murmuring under her breath, better yet quietly as she's sure he can hear her anyways. "Holy shit you may be the one who gave a look at my letter. Nobody gets to just say that off the bat what the fuck--"

She sits up from her hammock, yet still well within the cloth as she seemed interested. "Can I get you anything to drink? Soda? Liquor? Coffee? Something you'd like that I ain't familiar to? Lucid state's aren't exactly a stopping point for hospitality in my opinion."

It's as if her mindscape then said 'you're family if you've met the girl. good luck friend.'

He'd float there for a second, amused and slightly shocked. This was...an unusual reaction, not like one he'd had before with a human upon first meeting. Either way, he'd laugh it off. "Well, someone sure knows how to formally greet a guest! I didn't come for a drink though, but thanks for the offer! Haha!"

#bill ci the triangle guy #is it bad in actually giggling so hard rn help

Somewhere deep in the vat of space time, a relationship was greenlit. She laid there. Eyes closed. In pure bliss with the cosmological street of good times and summerlike ease. All things in motion and stasis. Not once did she look like a space nerd yet here everything laid itself to be. In the sky above her mindscape, a zodiacal disk stretched like Saturn’s rings. In them were a few glyphs. The sun being the brightest — didn’t need one, but off from its location, the glyph sat. Hanging like a footnote in the wind. Next to the beam of light was mercury and Venus further out to its left. Both in retrograde motion as an RX was ticked next to them. Various signs from Virgo in the perceived west, to the perceived east with Pisces. A permanent solar hang at what is about 10:00 am. The sun laying in Capricorn. The air felt warm…… balmy seventy. It’s gotta be her home state there’s no possibility.

if her mindscape was as detailed and well thought out as this, then she must be miles smarter than any of his exes. Case made, she isn’t worried.

She opens her baby blues and looks around. Sensing a presence. As if on cue, she looks right at him. First try. Those eyes shoot wide after and a more exasperated surprise came from her. “No way.”

((hehehe also I'm so sorry for the late post again today's been a horrible day))

"Well, well, well! Hiya, Carey!" Bill would say, laughing like a damn maniac, floating right in front of her.

#bill ci the triangle guy #hehehehe

through some mild skimming, he comes to find that small sigil easy to summon from. some universal principle allows him to at least use it for whatever he could within it's meaning. The number too lights up. Combining both, it has an oddly nostalgic yet futuristic smell. The scent of coffee once again being of note, before this fresh-macbook-like scent washes out in close second.

If he chooses to adventure into her mind with what rough idea he has, he's going to be met with a lot of color. Almost saturated levels. (A complete opposite to this subjects) and the design, oddly succinct to a southern urban neighborhood. Brick homes and green, well watered grass. Each space a memory. Some broken with the ghosts of those horrible memories hanging around (while being tended do by a triage unit). Some well built and protected by a translucent copy of her, guarding it. The core? Hard to spot cause it looks so domestic. But she's seen in a hammock. Kicking back in the sun. White shirt, khaki shorts, bare feet and her hair a little bit of a mess. She's not translucent or clear. She's full body...

Does he pursue?

((hehehehe YES YES GO IN HER MIND BILLY))

After a while, he made the decision to go into her mind. What's the worst that could happen?

((hehehehehehehehehe))

#spent my entire day procrastinating btw/joke #bill ci the triangle guy #ooc hehehehehehe

((yayyyyy blog revived successfully!!))

#ooc

The very next image seems to slip through the mailbox again. Spitting out an image of the girl’s looks. A nerd but not quite…. demure as some would put it. Fate may have a game to play and it’s adamant on an alternative path…

Do you choose to investigate the degree and zodiac sign? Rumor has it that each zodiacal degree once researched, curates its own little message. Much like a fortune cookie but… far more detailed…. Carey speaking in mystery tongue would be typical of her if she’s trying to be a little bit of a tease.

((giggles))

After giving it some not really long thought, He'd investigate out of curiosity (although he could really honestly care less)

((I'm loving this trust))

#bill ci the triangle guy #ooc I'm giggling heheheheheh #help

from a little parallel timeline far away in space… the smell of coffee and well done eggs falls in place… natural blonde hair and blue eyes for a view… and books that seem to stack with dust floating around like stardust and mildew… some plaid shirts, grunge CDs and black jumpsuits… pinned up hair and sunkissed swimsuits… she’s a bit bold and can be very aggressive… but she’s a nerd too so what’s your suggestion…?

A little letter with the initials C.A. at the bottom…

“Someone told me to write an personal introduction sheet into this letter and send it into this cursed mailbox… I don’t know who’s hands it ends up in, but just wanted to do this for a party trick. I may be half buzzed on a good drink right now, so if I make a mistake with my handwriting please forward a letter to me with the corrections… I wanna laugh at my mistakes with my friends if I do get it back.

But hey! I’m Carey Atwood. Been an astrological journalist and editor in chief for this small newspaper joint across northwest Austin for like, what? Four years now? It’s a nice job. Pays the mortgage and utilities. Plus it’s entirely all about my hobbies. All the coffee I can drink of so I can keep going at it for weeks on end — actually I really can’t it’s more like ten hours at a time but you get my point ANYWAY — I guess I can also add that I’m a huge fan of Motorsports and MMA… dunno what else to add other than just… I like to be free and live my life despite the societal constraints. Gotta find loopholes to stay this cozy, amirite? Anyways, hope this letter finds good hands. Dunno who you are, but I hope you’re eatin’ right and enjoying some peace from whatever noise you’re surrounded by. It’s the little things~!”

~ C.A.

Bill would skim through the letter, not caring to read all of it in detail, and giggle before setting it aside. Perhaps he could use it for something, maybe to trick this mortal into setting him free?

((wait I know you jokes over who the hell in the tumblr community leaked my rp account/jks))

#trying to be canon and FAILING/j #cough cough #bill ci the triangle guy #rp account #ooc note

((ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TIRED OF LETTING Y'ALL DOWN THIS ENTIRE BLOG IS GETTING REVIVED!!!!))

((oh also I'm redoing an intro post so))

#ooc post #yeahhhhhh #REVIVEEEE #IT'S BLOG REVIVE MAY

((happy very late easter btw <3))

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