My friend made me make this.

I hate him for it.

[ghostsandgoblins]

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

i met this guy again a few days ago, i’ll add the screenshots later

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

i just realized his entry for the “body shape” field is 235 feet

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[bllanchettcate]

she has big ass grinch hands? Nicole Kidman.

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[patchwork-fox]

wen u have a $100 gift card 2 da ethiopian supermarket

[mogifire]

[paranoid-papi]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

I made my players cry over an orc

*standard fetch quest leads players to cave with orcs in it. There are 3 orcs*

Orc 3: rolls nat 1 and hits orc 1

Orc 1 rolls nat 1 and hits himself l, proceeds to hide in corner and cry(he’s had a bad day)

Paladin: rolls nat 1 and accidentally hits orc 1 and kills him

I let the orc make death saving throws, but he failed and died. Upon looting, they found a hand drawn picture of the orc’s puppy

My players needed a few minutes to gather their emotions…

[unclefather]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

he is becoming self aware

[fonzworthcutlass]

“why must I be like that? why must I chase the cat?”

[zanza]

[pettycentral]

[bajn]

???they’re using imessage

[generic-unnoticeable-person-here]

Im her

[onlytwitterpics]

[brittany-murphy]

[ryancaskey-deactivated20250408]

[utility]

what

[freeleech-deactivated20140301]

whãt

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[5750]

I want to Die

[stability]

[thesassycat]

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