The Adventures of Blackberry

Hello! My name is Meg, I once taught English in Japan. Now I teach Japanese in MI. I like birds and snakes. (And boys. And girls.) There be fangirling ahead.

[kinglieste-moved-deactivated201]

i am incredibly tired of my editing application crashing so take this as it is lol

[cyberneticpredacat-archive]

[unclegrandpaapologist-deactivat]

reblogging this again just to say: if you havent seen this yet you really need to

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

this vine is just so excellent. the way that second guy just jumps in. the voice. the back shot and the dissonance of the FUCK OFF. this vine is a work of art.

[ilovealeclightwood]

i’m having an out of body experience 

[voidbat]

every time i put this on i wind up watching it for like five minutes straight. the sand guardian’s sweet little face when his buddy jumps in! this is just perfect.

[youdontreallywantthis]

This gets funnier each time it loops

[kinglieste-moved-deactivated201]

i am incredibly tired of my editing application crashing so take this as it is lol

[partywithponies]

Headcanon that in the new good future where Marty McFly never has his accident, he does become a famous musician, while still going on time travel adventures with Doc, and then when the internet comes along, people on forums and message boards start discovering and posting photos of people in the past who look eerily like famous rock star Marty McFly, and as time goes on, “Marty McFly is a time traveller” becomes one of the biggest and most long running memes on the internet.

When Doc finds out he freaks out and panicks and makes blog posts (because of COURSE Doc runs a blog) talking about how UTTERLY RIDICULOUS the idea of a time travelling rock star is, which the internet finds hilarious and only makes the meme spread more.

Marty meanwhile thinks the whole thing is the funniest thing ever and is just wheezing at every new forum or jokey article about it, and directly addresses the meme in interviews, bringing up this “crazy conspiracy” that people have, until eventually he can just say things like “well of course I am a time traveller” or “oh you like my hat? Thank you I got it in the 1910s”, and people just crack up, and Marty cracks up too because no-one realises that he’s not even lying.

[partywithponies]

When Marty starts doing this Doc’s blog posts get even more annoyed and passive aggressive, saying things like “even if time travel WAS possible, a SENSIBLE time traveller would KEEP OUT OF THE PUBLIC EYE and not just TELL EVERYONE LIVE ON TV”

Eventually a secondary meme starts up where people start joking “Doctor Emmett Brown is a time traveller himself and that’s why he’s so worked up about it” and Doc very nearly just deletes his blog and throws his computer in a skip.

[kinglieste-moved-deactivated201]

i am incredibly tired of my editing application crashing so take this as it is lol

[pooh-and-friends]

RARE PICTURES OF EEYORE SMILING

[castielsteenwolf]

Good post OP

[iwouldliketobutteryourmuffins]

reblog for good luck and happiness

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

😭 HER FACE OMG

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

I love her lmao

[bombshellbre95]

😂😂😂😂

[areuwu]

Please save him from himself

I just got my wacom fixed and this is what i do.

[whitepeopletwitter]

Wise words.

[kixlepixel]

[cheekygeekymonkey]

[biszumletzten]

VAN EYCK

[thestraggletag]

I lost it at the end.

[thestraggletag]

Okay, I had to check out the Van Eyck thing. I was a bit in denial because, come on, every single person can’t look like President Putin!

There are no words to describe how wrong I was.

[gif87a-com]

[tertwig]

This is the most punk rock thing I’ve ever seen

[defilerwyrm]

What gets me is that initial pause. The bird knows this song. He knows when the drum comes in. Being able to anticipate musical rhythm is a form of intelligence very few species have, and this is the most remarkable example of it I’ve ever seen in a bird. The cockatoo knew to wait for the drums.

[linguisten]

rhythmic awareness: a prerequisite of language evolution

[whitepeopletwitter]

That sounded expensive

[sunder-the-gold]

What are your elected officials doing with all of your tax money?

[asswatthama]

Embezzling

[thecreatorsproject]

[10knotes]

This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts. 

This is brilliant

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

This is very good.

[parthenogenon]

This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.

[heauxset---tastoned-deactivated]

It’s wax.

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

straight men trying to make Serious war dramas and accidentally making incredibly tender homoerotic cinema is the funniest thing

[beachdeath]

In his essay, “Masculinity as Spectacle,” Steve Neale seeks to extend Laura Mulvey’s work on the male gaze and to challenge her assertion that the male or male-identified spectator can never look upon the male body as an erotic object. To challenge Mulvey’s assertion, Neale identifies the mechanisms mainstream Hollywood cinema uses to represent the male body as erotic. One way of doing this, Neale argues, is by making the male body the target of violence. In the war film, a soldier can hold his buddy – as long as his buddy is dying on the battlefield. In the western, Butch Cassidy can wash the Sundance Kid’s naked flesh – as long as it is wounded. In the boxing film, a trainer can rub the well-developed torso and sinewy back of his protege – as long as it is bruised. In the crime film, a mob lieutenant can embrace his boss like a lover – as long as he is riddled with bullets. Violence makes the homoeroticism of many “male” genres invisible; it is a structural mechanism of plausible deniability.

-Kent Brintnall

[musterniillustrates]

me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup