The Adventures of Jelly and Jam

The stories of ridiculosity that ensue when Jim moves in with Elliott

[bubonickitten]

someone with a wine cellar please invite trump to their wine cellar with promises of vintage amontillado

[thatdarlingqueen]

Show him how to build a real wall.

[bubonickitten]

this is my favorite response so far

[purposelessnessismypurpose]

A friend of mine nailing it today.

[shirtblr]

Shirt Neutrality by Wingfeather (on tees here)

[coolthingoftheday]

[rayinberkeley]

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

[arabbara]

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

[xoellle-deactivated20190624]

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging

[thebestoftumbling]

Bill Nye reading mean tweets 

[birdyally-deactivated20151029]

“Now I don’t know exactly how trippy ‘fuck’ is but I imagine it’s excessively”

[parksandfluff]

[neonslowpoke]

AND WHATEVER YOU DO

[facethedawn-deactivated20220918]

This is actually solid life advice

[mrowz]

awwwhhhh

[accidentalambience]

Fast food workers in NY just won a $15/hr wage. I’m a paramedic. My job requires a broad set of skills: interpersonal, medical, and technical skills, as well as the crucial skill of performing under pressure. I often make decisions on my own, in seconds, under chaotic circumstances, that impact people’s health and lives. I make $15/hr. And these burger flippers think they deserve as much as me? Good for them. Look, if any job is going to take up someone’s life, it deserves a living wage. If a job exists and you have to hire someone to do it, they deserve a living wage. End of story. There’s a lot of talk going around my workplace along the lines of, “These guys with no education and no skills think they deserve as much as us? Fuck those guys.” And elsewhere on FB: “I’m a licensed electrician, I make $13/hr, fuck these burger flippers.” And that’s exactly what the bosses want! They want us fighting over who has the bigger pile of crumbs so we don’t realize they made off with almost the whole damn cake. Why are you angry about fast food workers making two bucks more an hour when your CEO makes four hundred TIMES what you do? It’s in the bosses’ interests to keep your anger directed downward, at the poor people who are just trying to get by, like you, rather than at the rich assholes who consume almost everything we produce and give next to nothing for it. My company, as they’re so fond of telling us in boosterist emails, cleared 1.3 billion dollars last year. They expect guys supporting families on 26-27k/year to applaud that. And that’s to say nothing of the techs and janitors and cashiers and bed pushers who make even less than us, but are as absolutely crucial to making a hospital work as the fucking CEO or the neurosurgeons. Can they pay us more? Absolutely. But why would they? No one’s making them. The workers in NY *made* them. They fought for and won a living wage. So how incredibly petty and counterproductive is it to fuss that their pile of crumbs is bigger than ours? Put that energy elsewhere. Organize. Fight. Win.

Jens Rushing (via accidentalambience)

[sugarshaneee-deactivated2018102]

[pepoluan]

More a weapon than a living organism.

[dyingsighs]

*wails into the void*

[absynthe--minded]

It’s worth pointing out that Palpatine intentionally designed a suit that would be uncomfortable and restrictive in order to keep Vader dependent on him and always angry so he could draw on the Dark Side more readily. All those things, like the itching and the inability to move well? Yeah, that was done on purpose.

[theadventuresofjellyandjam]

having all those hindrances also made it difficult to focus and think clearly which greatly reduced his chance of ever overthrowing palpatine and becoming the head of the empire

[samkardos-deactivated20161021]

Howdy! I want to do a free giveaway of some of the things I’ve been working on lately. If you’re interested in my art and free things then reblog this post. I will randomly choose a winner in a week and message them with further info. Thanks for your participation!

anything you see on my etsy account HERE is up for the taking. 

[vikander]

[reservoir-of-blood]

Emily Vancamp as Sharon Carter in “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”

[project-blackbird]

Here’s an example of what we call a “soft no”. Sharon turns down Steve’s offer in a way that’s meant not to insult him but never actually uses the word “no”.

Steve clearly gets the message, though, and importantly offers to leave her alone. Sharon’s comment afterwards gives him an opportunity to try again later, but he doesn’t press and respects her rejection of his company even though it’s probably hurt his feelings a bit.

Just in case you ever wonder “What would Captain America do?”; there you go.

[kirstenmcduffie]

never do something steve rogers wouldn’t do.

[jcalvinist]

Unless it’s jumping out of a plane without a parachute, you probably shouldn’t do that

[giandujakiss-deactivated2021081]

I just have to add - I’ve seen interviews with Marvel people where they say that this scene demonstrates that Cap’s awkward with women and doesn’t know how to ask women out on a date.  And it drives me crazy, because - as the OP says - Steve behaved perfectly here.  It was a very charming, nonthreatening offer, and he accepted her rejection with good grace.  You can’t help but feel that to Hollywood, the fact that she said no means he asked badly - which is exactly how I’d expect Hollywood to think, namely, the idea that men should keep pressing and pushing women until they say yes

[theadventuresofjellyandjam]

NEVER DO SOMETHING STEVE ROGERS WOULDN’T DO.

also applies to his stance on government. In winter soldier he opposed the death net of helicarriers and the recreation of shield. In civil war he will stand against the superhero registration (assuming they make it close to the comics) which means Steve Rogers is totally willing and able to oppose an oppressive government run by cis straight white men. Just FYI

[harrypotterhousequotes]

[jennybeantime]

And it makes me SO MAD that people are SO QUICK to call out looters/rioters but ARE SILENT AS FUCK when police are out there murdering people get the fuck away from me 

[residualatmosphere]

so i was watching the goblet of fire last night…

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

Fuck

[bamoninloveforeverandalways]

I AM SO MAD OMFGG

[punky-gay-blog]

SO CALLED IT

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via hickorydickorydank)

[theadventuresofjellyandjam]

i need to find this place. this is how i become spider man