never been skiing

jenn • 30 or so • swarm of bees • california really just looking to be good and spread good multi fandom mess but mostly yearning and getting older prev. madgesundersee & wholesomeholsom ~ things i've written ~

[jennybeantime]

let me be direct, Just Stop! you're being fucking weird!

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[juicegremlin]

andrew minyard never skips therapy. his best friend is a born-again knife-wielding christian ex-gangster. his other best friend is a 6'2" lacrossehockey prodigy/recovering alcoholic with a face tattoo. he doesn't smile. his situationship got him to stop doing drugs by buying him a maserati. he didn't meet his own twin brother until they were fifteen years old. he's been to jail. he is five feet even. he's the best goalie in the league and he couldn't care less. he gets in the shower fully clothed to give neil josten a blowjob. he's a chainsmoking pro athlete. he killed his own mother. he's getting a criminal justice degree as a joke. he picked the guy with a dozen fake names and a mafioso daddy to be with forever. he's a scorpio. the closest thing he's ever had to a father is his college exy coach. he loves hot chocolate and ice cream and clubbing with his cousin.

andrew minyard character of all time.

[homunculus-argument]

If Ratatouille mechanics were real, there would be a whole market of businesses offering the services of operating rats to people who want them, and it'd be like how bees produce honey. People in the rat business would be so exhausted of having to explain over and over again that no, the rats aren't being exploited. If the rats didn't like how they're being treated, they would simply not return. There's no goddamn way to force a rat to be so passionate about playing the saxophone that they'll figure out how to puppeteer a human to do it for them. All that the business does is finding a way to put that specific rat in the hair of someone who's about to go on stage.

[papayajuan2019]

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

164.

[humunanunga]

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[learntolovewell]

WIN THIS QUILT!

Every year, I collect blocks from makers around the country and assemble a community quilt, and then it’s raffled off to support LGBTQIA+ organizations. This year, we’re supporting the Trevor Project and the Transgender Law Center, or you can donate directly to a local queer organization of your choice. Minimum donation $10, entry details below!

xoxo

[warmfigure]

perfect lamb gingerbread cookie my friend brought back from a trip to philly

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[bonesbeetle]

compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

[toskarin]

hi it's your boss. yeah we found your blog. we are getting you put down.

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest