[sistertaxon]

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

[theadventuresofkidcatastrophe]

WOW STOPPING DRINKING FOR COMPETITIVE EPORTS HAS MADE ME SUCH A LIGHTWEIGHT

[lasshoe]

[safeguards]

[sagittarius-l0ve]

[pawnees]

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[theadventuresofkidcatastrophe]

my first and best ever bumble date 👫 (at Manhattan Beach, California)

[weloveshortvideos]

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[factoseintolerant]

[theadventuresofkidcatastrophe]

DJ Khaled Throws Us The Keys

NPR's David Greene: Can I tell you my favorite of your keys?

DJ Khaled: Please, tell me.

DG: "Have a lot of pillows." I love that. Our staff on Morning Edition is obsessed with sleep, because none of us get enough of it: We have to wake up at ungodly hours of the morning. We need pillows. Do you mean that literally?

DJ Khaled: I mean that so literally. I'm talking about, you have to rest your greatness, you know? I have a lot pillows in my bed, my tour bus — every time I turn, there's a pillow. You know, if I turn to the left, the right. If I turn my whole body. If my leg moves. It's just pillows everywhere.

[ill-notsick]

[tashketchumm]

[dailyraccoons]

[tinarannosaurus]

[vablatsky]

[theadventuresofkidcatastrophe]

hey if ur a boy at a house party and we're talking the fastest way to not talk to me is to look at ur friend and say "yeah I think I'm sleeping here tonight" while pointing at me