[joner]

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

[actuallyclintbarton]

me, from underneath my significant other: *wheeze* what’s up?

[theairwasfull]

@whisky-gerblin

[thenatsdorf]

“Up, papa? Up?” (via amazinraisin)

[destructivedistractions]

IS HIS NAME RAISIN???

[la-petitefille-deactivated20210]

types of girls: winter edition ♡

soft snowfall: childlike at heart, she obtains comfort from the familiar. her idea of happiness is fueled by the simple surrounding of those whom she adores, and discussing all of their most whimsical dreams and beautiful memories. pink cheeks, longtime traditions, timeless gestures of love, and remember-when's.

sparkling ember: her palms are warmed by the flames which dance in the fireplace, but what they really long for is the holding of another beings' hands. she tries always to bring light to others' sorrows, and to squeeze all that she can out of this short life. an extrovert with a romantic heart, and one who longs to manifest her dreams into plans. forget-me-nots, cabin holidays, wild ideas, and contagious laughter.

frozen pond: she knows not the extent of how vibrantly she glistens, for her mind has usually drifted to some place far down below the surface. a curious spirit with a cautious heart. easily sees the reflection of herself within others; is empathetic by nature. well thought-out replies, tightly crossed fingers, morning and evening tea, and nights spent lost in contemplation.

ancient pine: her soul brims with the untouchable wisdom of a thousand trees. she has a calm demeanor, but keeps a constantly-brewing storm of thoughts within. observant, grounded, and the first to offer a silent hand to those who need it most. handwritten notes sent in the mail, guided meditations, a strong sense of memory, and the slow counting of each breath.

[theairwasfull]

Females are beautiful, whatever form you come in

[veryfunnymemes]

[there-is-a-way-forward]

It doesn't matter whether or not you're ok with the processes farm animals go through. Whether you'd be comfortable killing/abusing animals yourself or not, that doesn't change the fact that the animal has to go through it still. Animals don't know and don't care whether you think their treatment is ok. They care about their lives and their pain, and whether you are ok on a personal level with animals being killed is never going to change that.

[butteryplanet]

cinemagraph artist on instagram

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

Anne Sexton, from Complete Poems of Anne Sexton; “Division of Parts,”

[oraclesofnorway]

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

[andrewbelami]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

[deactivatingrealsoon-deactivate]

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

[deactivated-blog]

VEGAN NUT MYLK HACK

oh shit guys

don’t have a nut milk bag or strainer? low on time? don’t have $$$$$ for raw nuts?

add a tablespoon or so of your creamy natural nut butter of choice to some filtered water in a good blender. blend until frothy. adjust as needed to desired thicc.

life = changed

[assyrianjalebi]

Bell, Book and Candle (1958)

[earthdad]

me: *smacks my own butt* you are hot and irreplaceable

[fluffgawd]

Pls teach your son how to apologize.

[merzbruh]

I wonder what kind of loot I’ll drop when I die

[browningtons-1-deactivated20150]

[ruinsmami]

2019 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

[bananadude23072001-deactivated2]

Evolution does not tell us anything about morality.

If you're trying to draw conclusions about the morality of people's diets based on their teeth, you do not understand evolution.

[tsaristwolf]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

damn then why was the monster so sad all the time

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

I don’t know which is funnier, the images or that comment

[artisinal-cheese]

Wiseman to baby jesus-

wiseman #1 : I bring you gold

wiseman #2: I bring you myrr

wiseman #3 : I bring you antidepressants because your life ain’t getting any better than this barn kid.

[lastvalyrian]

Medieval serf: going to church always helps my sorrows

Medieval priest: … ehm, yeah, it’s the closeness to god

[positiveupwardspiral]