the alex with human hair

I'm Alex. Currently trying to keep my life together while defending pop punk and playing drums. #tybg

[adulthoodisokay]

I am here for Ted Cruz’s college roommate constantly dragging him on Twitter.

[vaporize-employers]

[norocknroll]

[weloveshortvideos]

[idontusethisblogthanks-deactiva]

i love my boyfriend he’s nice even when he’s rude

[mashallahsis-blog]

Lmao

[colachampagnedad]

this shit is still so fucking funny

[pinkfloydd]

[taylulz]

this is so pure

[fauxfable]

and the award for the most attractive family goes to…

[kingcheddarxvii]

When Miitomo asks a question that’s too real and causes you to reflect sincerely on your past and mistakes

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times

[headkicker-ii-the-final-kick-de]

[chronoszen]

[pussypulse-blog]

[datronspecial]

“I wouldn’t be caught dead cheating”… 😱😂 #kingvader #relationshipgoals #pun

[unclefather]

[altcomix]

Nancy @ The Window

[gravewithinagravewithinagra-blog]

warning: DJ Khaled

I got a friend of a friend who helps manage a venue that booked Khaled a while ago. 11:00 PM, no show. 12:00 PM, no show. folks throwin shit at the stage. I think round 12:45 he shows up, spends ten minutes trying to get the crowd to chant his name, he plays two songs he had nothin to do with, walks off stage and somehow gets a drunk girl to follow him. they fuck in the elevator for less than a minute and Khaled leaves khum on the fuckin ground for the venue to clean up

[queefybuttcheeks]

🔑🔑🔑🔑

[excima]

khum

[juspect-deactivated20231206]

if u ever see me in irl ur gonna be so disappointed

[giffingcartoons]

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[fakehermes-deactivated20170207]

not high maintenance just high

[hollywoodsocialite]