what happened here

a trash blog

[dimwitdecember]

`i havent watched this show in two years

[paladwarf]

ochako!

[thealmightysthoughts]

im here im queer im screaming into the void bc some bitches wont like my tweets even though they’re good ass tweets and theyre the one that CONVINCED ME TO GET TWITTER IN THE FIRST PLACE. but no. im back on here where no one can find me except my 100 deactivated followers. its like coming back to a deserted western town up in here. occasionally a dusty meme rolls by.

[juneacademia]

oh to be a little frog hiding under a mushroom in the rain.

[thealmightysthoughts]

mono is such a bullshit disease like uwu i made out with some guy a month ago and now i have Chronic Fatigue. i have bills to pay and no PTO yet i cannot afford to be laid out with stupid baby fever. grow up and get hpv like a real man

[troutlawyer]

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

[thealmightysthoughts]

bisexual twinks got me acting Unwise

[thealmightysthoughts]

i-95 my bestie. my worstie. my hand in unlovable hand.

[quasarkisses]

jack black is nega adam sandler

sandler still thinks being offensive is funny, while mr. black fucked off for a decade making kung fu pandas one to one million and came back sensitive enough to play a teenage girl trapped in his body without making it transphobic

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[thuriweaver]

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

[ren-allen]

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

[em3rgence-st]

Some big spicy joy pls

[felixluvsketchup-deactivated202]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[literallyaflame]

you do not have to worry about any endgame spoilers on this blog!! i will not be seeing endgame!!! instead, i will be preparing to defeat the russo brothers in gladiatorial combat

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

why does it seem like no matter where you go on a college campus there is always a straight couple with a solid 10-14 inch height difference clinging to each other like one of them is an orphan being sent to the english countryside during ww2 and they’re not sure if they’ll ever see each other again standing in the middle of wherever you’re trying to walk 

[pigeoncomics]

Pigeon Comic 103 - Benevolent Bitter Bird

[meetmeinthehallway]

IM FUCKING SCMIFNDISNFGDIFNASFIDGGD

[weirdmageddon]

[bioillogically]

lms if you are GAY and your relationship to GOD is far too complex to be categorized by a dichotomy of BELIEF and DISBELIEF

[afro-elf]

i’m too soft of a bitch to have lived when love letters were common practice. i’d get One and go lay down by a river and my friends would be like “what’s wrong?” and i’d be like “my friends, i’ve fallen ill”