your local confused dog

nonbinary transfem robodog (she/they/it), 22, polyam, bi, aroace,

[thealmightyuselessone]

Edit: Decide to mention that I made this myself because im allowed to be proud of myself from time to time

[communist-hatsunemiku]

miraclevoltage

[rathayibacter]

cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

[rathayibacter]

grug: grug must paint every hair on buffalo in realistic detail

thog: grug can chill out, audience know what buffalo look like. just do one line like thog

[rathayibacter]

thog: cave painting world no longer look for photorealism. expression of form and movement is new frontier

grug: but then how will grug demonstrate high level of skill? grug have art degree

thog: any caveman represent buffalo as it is. grug must represent what it means to grug

grug: hm. this will challenge grug. but grug enjoy rising to occasion

[mikkeneko]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

[goth-princess-gwennie]

They evolved to handle different prey. the larger crusher claw cracks open ahrder prey like a molar tooth, whilst the smaller pincer claw rips apart soft prey similar to an incisor tooth.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

theyre lobsided

[goth-princess-gwennie]

oh I see! yay!

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

there's no goddamn way this is like one of my 3 most reblogged posts ever. "why the ghosts call you family" and "no animals were harmed" fuckin standing on the podium next to "theyre lobsided"

[the-sol-eater-deactivated202604]

do any of you remember that gumball episode where darwin becomes mega paranoid after watching a health and safety video so to quell his anxiety he goes out of his way to make everything kid friendly and inoffensive by propositioning it as being for the children and then he becomes a fascist at the end

[wuhoh]

What about the episode where Donald Trump forces the Wattersons to conform to what is Normal and Inoffensive or be forcefully relocated

[the-sol-eater-deactivated202604]

How did I forget about this what the fuck.

[support]

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

[monopoison3r]

nearing the 10 year anniversary of banishing editable reblogs

[treecitysessions]

We used to dunk on people asking random users on here questions they could’ve googled but now that every single google search gives you an AI generated response it’s actually better for the environment to just ask a random tumblr user and see what they have to say.

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ursula saved lives by taking Ariel’s voice so Ariel couldn’t lead ships to the rocks to crash and sink.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

She was mermaid not a siren get ur fuckin lore right

[psicrystal]

[guerrillatech]

[moringmark]

[coolguycy]

When the illness you have causes symptoms

This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy

[depsidase]

[thememedaddy]

[isuggestlandback]

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..