💀Shelbii💀

I am like a small animal: shy and timid. Approach me calmly with a snack and we can be friends.

[enidsinclair]

#relatable

[nonetoon]

Do you ever think about that freaky little fish dude that evolved to have arm fins that allowed it to avoid predators in the ocean by literally removing itself from the situation and going to shallow water and/or land and that’s the thing all land animals are related to because I sure do

[nonetoon]

Say hi to great grandpa

[thealmostcrosseyed]

This is why I’m afraid of fish

[stepchildofthesun]

Pokemnemonic

[musashi]

i hate this comic because i saw it like 5 years ago and to this day this is still how i remember it

[megapokemonxy]

Bugs trump Grass because that’s their environment.

Confused about why Bug-Moves are super effective against Psychic.

[irischroma]

Bug, ghost, dark are strong against psychic because they are common fears/phobias ! (Yknow because Psychic….brains and all)

[primal-blaziken]

Still don’t get why Ghost beats Ghost.

[lil-peebo]

[m3mesexpresss]

[thealmostcrosseyed]

Some days I feel like a million bucks 😍

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anthonyamorim]

Do you swallow?

how else would i drink water?? fuckin idiot

[catchymemes]

When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club

[kittenoftheinternet]

they let him have a solo this is so wholesome!

[klobbaklanks]

[prguitarman]

Who is she?

[bloodphoenix]

[rubyredwisp]

Captain Marvel (2019)

[lesbigender-deactivated20210201]

The reason they killed Loki in the first ten minutes is because Loki absolutely would not have hesitated to kill Vision, or steal the time stone.

[see-arcane]

Avengers: Someone’s killed Dr. Strange and Vision!

Loki, admiring his new necklace and glowing yellow paperweight: Tragic

[lesbigender-deactivated20210201]

Wanda: if we destroyed the mind stone it would kill Vision D:

Loki, already stabbing him: oh no

[see-arcane]

Thor: Hey, didn’t Midgard have a wizard around here earlier? Loki, you remember the wizard, right?

Loki, currently garroting Dr. Strange with the time stone: I don’t recall

[rebelmeg]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[sad--gittarius]

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

[lunalovegoodjunior]

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

[roaringstream]

He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate

[son-of-drogo]

Aaand that was Ron

[ruinedchildhood]

[radical-eve]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Struggling to get to sleep is proof you can practice something every day of your life and still suck at it

[rpgsandbox]

[stenka-razin]

Pour yourself a glass from the Probability Pitcher.

[dimbosama-deactivated20251005]

Take a fucking sip for initiative, babes

[babyanimalgifs]

A dream