This Shit Sure Is Holy

The life of a chorister.

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Coming in on a fortissimo top A

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“Fancy some chocolate before the service?”

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“Fancy a cheeky pint before the service?”

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When the whole choir makes the exact same mistake

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“Ok, so we will be doing an extra rehearsal this week on Saturday morning...”

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When you come in a bar early

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When you thought you nailed a section but the conductor makes you go through it again

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Singing with a sore throat

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When another part keeps messing up

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Being chosen to do a solo vs actually doing the solo

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"...that we may hereafter live a  a godly, righteous, and sober life”

Making eye contact with the people you were singing Handel’s Messiah with last night at 3am while pissed off your face

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When the person behind you keeps getting it wrong

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Free wine at special events and concerts?

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When you sing something right and everyone else gets it wrong

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Trying to sing with a sore throat

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After a service that went badly

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"Ok, who sang that wrong?"