The Bathroom Situation
I’m back from Japan, and it’s time to discuss something extremely unglamorous, inspired by some pretty unpleasant experiences.
Before my first trip to Japan in 2009, one of the common stories I saw in guidebooks was that some public restrooms either didn’t have toilet paper at all, or you’d have to buy it from a vending machine. This concerned me. My anxiety comes coupled with stomach issues, so bathrooms are not something I want to have to worry about.
 But when we went, I didn’t see any evidence of that. We weren’t just in Tokyo, either. The phantom toilet paper vending machine didn’t materialize in Kyoto or Okinawa. I assumed it was a problem of the past, and could be forgotten.
Until I read an article about Nagoya’s city council debating providing toilet paper in public park restrooms, and discovered that apparently, the Land that Time Forgot is a major city.
So! What do you do when you encounter this situation? Especially if there isn’t a toilet paper vending machine? The answer is not, “Just don’t wipe.”
In Japan, a common way of handing out advertisements on the street is in the form of specially branded tissue packs, commonly referred to as “pocket tissues.” They’re ubiquitous. Being a foreigner does not always dissuade the unlucky employee from trying to hand them to you (though sometimes it does). And apparently, rather than carry your own toilet paper should the worst happen, pocket tissues are the common solution to this problem.
I should have guessed, considering that nearly every Yakuza game has a sidequest where you bring pocket tissues to someone stuck in a public restroom.
The other horror story you might have heard about is the dreaded squat toilet.Â
Little more than a glorified hole in the ground, to those of us used to the comfort of sitting while we do our business, it can seem a little daunting. Especially if you’ve heard tales of how fancy western style toilets are in Japan, with their heated seats and adjustable bidets.
Here’s the good news: western toilets are extremely common, in no small part because they’re safer for the elderly and the disabled. Which means that even in the public restroom on a dank mountain, at least one stall will have a western style toilet, even if it’s just the accessible stall, or the unisex bathroom. Usually.
One last bathroom note: there are almost never paper towels in Japanese bathrooms. There’s either an air dryer, or nothing. And often there’s no soap either. What are you supposed to do?
Carry a handkerchief or a hand towel like the locals. In the summer, you’d want to do that anyway, because the humidity is killer and sweat towels are a thing. You can get ones with cute pokemon designs! And it’s... probably better for the environment? I’m not actually sure. Most people also carry hand sanitizer.















