The Blight is ugly.

Take it from the mouth of the Archdemon itself.

[thearchdemon]

"I WENT TO DESTROY A DALISH CLAN, BUT THEY WEREN'T THERE."

"APPARENTLY, IT WAS A HALLADAY."

[thearchdemon]

"PLEASE SPOIL YOUR GRIFFONS. FEED THEM PLENTY OF TREATS. I AM NOT TRYING TO MAKE THEM TOO HEAVY TO FLY. THAT IS GREY WARDEN PROPAGANDA."

[thearchdemon]

"THAT ONE SHADOW DRAGON...."

"SHE'S NEVE-R GONNA GIVE UP ON DOCKTOWN, IS SHE?"

[thearchdemon]

I KNOW OF A CROW.

HE'S VERY SUCCESSFUL, I SUPPOSE THAT IS WHY HIS NAME IS LUCANIS, AND NOT LUCANTIS.

[thearchdemon]

"SUPERHEATED LYRIUM CAN'T MELT GRANITE BEAMS."

"BUT I SURE CAN."

[thearchdemon]

NOTE TO SELF.

TRASH TALK WARDENS FROM THE SKIES WHILE I CAN.

[thearchdemon]

JUST A REMINDER...

YOU CAN FEED ANY...UNWANTED OR ANNOYING WARDENS TO ME. IT WILL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET.

[thearchdemon]

REGARDING SPOILERS.

I WILL TRY NOT TO SAY ANYTHING. I'M AN ARCHDEMON, BUT IT TAKES A DIFFERENT KIND OF MONSTER TO POST SPOILERS WITHOUT WARNING.

[thearchdemon]

I BET I DON'T SEEM SO BAD NOW.

[thearchdemon]

I DID IT BETTER.

[thearchdemon]

"...I SUSPECT YOU HAVE QUESTIONS. LIKE WHY IS FEN'HAREL SUCH A NERD."

[thearchdemon]

"Ugh."

[thearchdemon]

"WARDENS SUS AF, I SAW THEM VENT."

[thearchdemon]

"ELECT ME AS DIVINE.

Why?

ALL ARE EQUAL UNDER THE BLIGHT.

MAGE RIGHTS.

ELF RIGHTS.

Etc. "

[thearchdemon]

"STARTING NOW, DARKSPAWN WILL BE SIX FEET APART AND WEARS MASKS. WE DON'T WANT TO GET SICK."

[thearchdemon]

"SO, ALL THIS...STUFF IS HAPPENING IN TEVINTER. IT SEEMS LIKE QUITE FUN, I MAY JUST...VISIT."

[donotbekilling]

Hero of Fereldan, shaking Zevran awake: Babe, what the fuck, why do darkspawn carry money? What the fuck, why do they need money?

Zevran: Amor, please go back to sleep

Hero of Fereldan: Is it a capitalism? Is the Archdemon creating jobs? What the fuck?