"I WENT TO DESTROY A DALISH CLAN, BUT THEY WEREN'T THERE."
"APPARENTLY, IT WAS A HALLADAY."

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@thearchdemon
"I WENT TO DESTROY A DALISH CLAN, BUT THEY WEREN'T THERE."
"APPARENTLY, IT WAS A HALLADAY."
"PLEASE SPOIL YOUR GRIFFONS. FEED THEM PLENTY OF TREATS. I AM NOT TRYING TO MAKE THEM TOO HEAVY TO FLY. THAT IS GREY WARDEN PROPAGANDA."
"THAT ONE SHADOW DRAGON...."
"SHE'S NEVE-R GONNA GIVE UP ON DOCKTOWN, IS SHE?"
I KNOW OF A CROW.
HE'S VERY SUCCESSFUL, I SUPPOSE THAT IS WHY HIS NAME IS LUCANIS, AND NOT LUCANTIS.
"SUPERHEATED LYRIUM CAN'T MELT GRANITE BEAMS."
"BUT I SURE CAN."
NOTE TO SELF.
TRASH TALK WARDENS FROM THE SKIES WHILE I CAN.
JUST A REMINDER...
YOU CAN FEED ANY...UNWANTED OR ANNOYING WARDENS TO ME. IT WILL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET.
REGARDING SPOILERS.
I WILL TRY NOT TO SAY ANYTHING. I'M AN ARCHDEMON, BUT IT TAKES A DIFFERENT KIND OF MONSTER TO POST SPOILERS WITHOUT WARNING.
I BET I DON'T SEEM SO BAD NOW.
I DID IT BETTER.
"...I SUSPECT YOU HAVE QUESTIONS. LIKE WHY IS FEN'HAREL SUCH A NERD."
"Ugh."
"WARDENS SUS AF, I SAW THEM VENT."
"ELECT ME AS DIVINE.
Why?
ALL ARE EQUAL UNDER THE BLIGHT.
MAGE RIGHTS.
ELF RIGHTS.
Etc. "
"STARTING NOW, DARKSPAWN WILL BE SIX FEET APART AND WEARS MASKS. WE DON'T WANT TO GET SICK."
"SO, ALL THIS...STUFF IS HAPPENING IN TEVINTER. IT SEEMS LIKE QUITE FUN, I MAY JUST...VISIT."
Hero of Fereldan, shaking Zevran awake: Babe, what the fuck, why do darkspawn carry money? What the fuck, why do they need money?
Zevran: Amor, please go back to sleep
Hero of Fereldan: Is it a capitalism? Is the Archdemon creating jobs? What the fuck?