Athena,*points to Apollo*: Thot son.
Athena,*points to Artemis: Gay daughter.
Athena,*points to Hera*: Boy mom.
Athena,*points to Zeus*: Girl dad.
Athena,*points to Poseidon*: Weaponized incompetence uncle.
Athena,*points to Demeter*: Trauma bonding aunt.
Athena,*points to Hephaestus*: Black cat neighbor.
Athena,*points to Aphrodite*: Golden retriever... Sister-in-law
Athena: I can't... get away from this family-















