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SHE/HER/THEY/THEM Asexual???romantic. I dunno dude I just work here. This was avaiatordragons - changed my blog name

[punchspeedchunk]

So how about that last time quangle huh?

Idea for this one was from @dullgecko

[sootchild]

City Council of Darkness, Episode 8: A Bid, a Banksy, and the Bird in the Basement.

Got to spend money to make money.

D20 Masterpost || Ep 7 || Ep 8

[biobe]

tfw wife doesn't fw war crimes

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[stuffman-main]

imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc

now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.

now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.

it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.

[justarandomart]

happy pride month!! some aro ace Phantumps to celebrate!

[transgenderfabianseacaster]

remember when garthy obrien said that fabians a spitting image of his mom? i think about this a lot

(cool lighting ref / song)

aaoauughhhaghhh.....

[smallpwbbles]

Happy pride month my peeps!! (Why the fuck are we half way thru the year already?)

[clowndraws]

mimicry

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[punchspeedchunk]

Anyone else getting dash glitches where posts disappear when you like them?

I can only assume this is a classic tumblr coding issue since i managed to spot a post with gifs of pride flag like-button animations, so if those are a thing, not only am i not seeing them happen on dash, they are actively fucking up the dash.

Talk about ironic, that tumblr would try to show off for pride and it would disappear things off your dash. Y'know. The way they disappear certain queer people off here all the time.

[artchivary]

That one platform decay scene. To me 👍

Stills of MB's signs ⬇️

[wistfulelfgirl-deactivated20231]

lesbian sex that looks like a big cartoon ball of dust with the occasional leg sticking out and i crawl out of it covered in lipstick kisses and get swiftly dragged back in

[blujaynoodles]

[avoid-avoidance]

there’s something so sweet (pun intended) about how on Erid, Grace’s vitamin-enriched drink is a soda. the Eridians worked so hard to not only provide the nutrients needed for survival but also that specific emotional benefit of consuming a “junk” food that’s enjoyable.

alternately, after the Eridians had a chance to absorb some of the cultural content of Grace’s donated All Human Knowledge collection, maybe the Eridian human-care team had a big thrum about it. they all said to themselves, “We have learned that our human is specifically an American human. What do we need to do in order to accommodate this particular human breed’s needs and traits?” and they decided “Burger. Give American burger and soda.”

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

Eridians can't see*, smell, and hopefully can't taste. Does this mean they only have 2 fucking senses?

I thought Grace would already be freaky with just the ability to perceive light alone but it would probably be way worse when it gets learnt that he has three additional senses over Rocky and all other Eridians for that matter.

Like,

Rocky: Constructing the biodome will be easy. The only thing we'll struggle on is sight since humans have 3 senses instead of 2.

Grace: 5.

Rocky: what?

Grace: we have 5 senses. debatably 6, though its unproven. sometimes people even think we have a 7th.

Rocky: what.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[tallowandport]

I have seen glimpses of phm Ryland Grace being turned/reborn/made into an eridian to extend his life or some-such-similar-reason.

And I propose.

Since Eridian brains seem better with memory and such.

(I wonder if, because their brains are basically a big crystal, the reason their memory is so good is because it literally gets carved into the crystal so they can revisit it whenever with no problem.)

Imagine they manage to basically transfer Grace's consciousness into crystal brain into Eridian body.

and suddenly Grace is one of the smartest bitches on Erid (not that he wasn't already smart, or that the Eridians didn't already view him as smart, but now they have an easier way to comprehend how smart he is) because he no longer has the feeble flaws of a human brain with it's weird memory and stuff.

Rocky when Grace is human: This is my very smart, squishy alien friend.

Rocky when Grace becomes an Eridian and can finally properly chatter about Science: holy shit, Grace is a very smart fucking Nerd.