[unclefather]

[flamingstarmie]

amiright or amiright

[nymph-net]

i cant breathe

[nowiaminmythirties]

OOF

[peachbae-deactivated20170323]

if one more long haired healing crystal backpack vagabond chakra kava tea hippy says “you’ve piqued my interest here’s my number” to me I’ll throw a salt lamp at their face.

[liarmagic-deactivated20170521]

a long haired white kid with quartz around his neck sniffed my hair and told me i was different so i fucked him right there in that whole foods dumpster

[peachbae-deactivated20170323]

I piggy backed my s/o on his longboard and when we got to his apartment he played one enya song on loop while he told me about the 3 different amethyst crystal cuts he had in his ass.

[liarmagic-deactivated20170521]

he told me i was special and different and bought me a vibrator but then called me a crazy bitch cause i missed his healing circle

[peachbae-deactivated20170323]

He kept asking me to go kayaking but didn’t have a kayak or money for a kayak so we literally just walked waist high in lake water and he tried to fuck me in a mangrove tree and when I said no he said I was fucking up his chakras

[tastefullyoffensive]

🎼 But they did it at the other storrrre 🎼 (via ericschmerick)

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[fehyesvintagemanga]

in case you’re wondering lol

[sluttyqueequeg]

Carrie Fisher was a gift humanity didn’t deserve

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[etica]

[slothspad]

Are you fucking kidding me

[celestial-naiad]

Lmao

[socialistfoto]

[peenois-blog]

merry christmas

[weloveshortvideos]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

was she teleported there

[pentakali]

me at straight clubs

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Toothbrush doing a real big frighten. (via ipostdogs)

[afriiican-blog]

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

Mood

[punacceptable]

she majors in art history and you can’t get her to shut up about wine

[obviousplant]

I added some new toy options to my local toy store

[monica-geller]

yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

[icreateblackimages]

The Nutcracker dance you’ve NEVER seen before!  

[ayemuhhfucka]

fuckin amazing 👏🏾🔥

[birdungehrl]

this is the kind of art I want to see in the world

[flarson]

Someone please create a  full hip hop rendition of the Nutcracker, ASAP! 

[tastefullyoffensive]

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When your pet has a pet.

[unflavoredwaxedfloss20]