Unqualified Elitist

I strive to be funnier.

[weavemama]

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

[postirony]

Steal from the Salvation Army TOday

[demonickitsune-deactivated20180]

If I could I would literally get all of those women and any other person suffering from them and put them on a comfy castle with all they need

[drilvines]

[realifedreamgirl]

this is so pure

[y0ucancallmedaddy-blog]

@takealettermaria

[takeafuckinsipmaria-deactivated]

omFg

[thetrippytrip]

NYPD in rainbow colors is the most literal version of wolf in sheep’s clothing

[parskis]

Lmao

[pileofknives]

This is just mean.

[glassceilingbreakers]

[gotouda]

big pharma

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

big farma

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Cross-eyed possums munching on grapes.

[greatestbastard]

[holdthepossum]

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

[frostyknickers]

me as a discovery

[slavetomyheadcanon]

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

[spam-bot]

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

[kanyuzugu-deactivated20160506]

[cosplaymutt]

So my step brothers dog came down the stairs too fast and ran into the wall because he was excited….

[kinkyeviscerator]

WHAT A PERFECT BABY

[fuzzyfishesandscaleymice-deacti]

To be fair I’ve done this too

[executionerbarbie]

he did nothing wrong 

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

his tail is a BLUR what an ANGEL

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

i don’t know what a tankie is and i don’t want to know

[gunsandfireandshit]

[icarusthesupernaturalpig]

Look at him, he is so happy with himself.

[motherish]

Out of all the replies to this post I hate this one the most because that is EXACTLY what I did. Literally the first god damn thing.

[ibadbitch]

we need to protect him

[thatadult]

eco spirituality

[real-bi-gemini]

Pure

[wlwellbutrin]

me around women: my left titty is a little bigger than my right titty here do you want to see? also i haven’t shaved my legs in a month and my thighs feel very soft

me around men: if you so much as insinuate that i have a physical form and that you have glanced at it i will come after you with a rusty meat cleaver and a fit of unbridled rage

[surreal--memes]

[surreal--memes]