Empty

Nothing here anymore

[theauthordaily]

Happy wrath month

[theauthordaily]

AUTH, AUTH, AUTH, HIT MY JUUL

"what in the good god are you talking about"

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Bees?

"what about em"

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Author, think fast! [throws a plastic box of cupcakes with red frosting]

It hits him dead in the face because he's a dumbass but you just signed your death warrant. You will know pain intimately.

[theauthordaily]

Hey Auth, are you gay or are you gay

"y'know technically I'm bisexual... Just 'cause I like rockin twinks doesn't mean I can't like girls too."

[theauthordaily]

did you deleted your "scare me" author fic? :( can it be found anywhere else?

I didn't delete anything but tumblrs search system sucks ass, sorry bro

[lifelikefae]

Preorder dark sides stickers! Half of all proceeds will be donated to a BLM fund. You can get your favorite dark side or the matching set!

Orders will be put in the mail in about 2 weeks. Until then the money is going to great cause AND you get to show your pride with stickers!

Link to preorder here:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/820635017/preorder-anti-cop-sanders-sides-dark

PREORDER anti-cop sanders sides dark sides stickers

Sanders sides stickers of your favorite dark sides! With motivational sayings on them! Wear your pride on your computer, phone, notebook, or

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[theauthordaily]

Ah,understood! If you're ever inspired to come back here at some point,i'll defintely be there c: in the meantime,take care! (also author's b-day was yesterday,idk how old he's turning,but,yay for our local bat wielding bastard)

I think he's 6 ish now

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hey,are you okay?I noticed your haven't been very active on this blog lately,and i apologize for not realizing this much sooner,i hope you're doing good

I got a new hyper fixation that's not Markiplier so I gravitated to that a lot more.

[bingiplierdaily]

Redwood??

He’s a fusion of King and Bim. He was made by me and @theauthordaily and he is our son

[theauthordaily]

MY BOYYYYYY REDWOOD IS BABY

Tall boy rights

[bingiplierdaily]

Do you think Host knows he has a bleached stripe in his hair?? Did Author do it and then Host just fucking keep bleaching it?? How the fuck does he bleach it without getting the bleach in his eyes??

[bingiplierdaily]

Some Ego: What’s with the blonde??

Host: The what??

Ego: The blonde stripe in your hair??

Host:

[theauthordaily]

Here take some Cardverse concepts because I love AUs

[theauthordaily]

Sorry I haven’t finished up the icons guys! I’m going to but they’re not going to be done in time for pride month, I’m sorry. However I’m a firm believer in pride in every month- so I’m keeping my Bi Author icon for the foreseeable future.

[bingiplierdaily]

theauth- Pls consider drawing my Bim and your Bim together. Yours is a traditional Bim, while mine has round glasses and swoops hair. Think of the contrast!!!!!!! Also our Bings together? Buddies.

my computer is utter bullshit right now so i can’t draw but look at how fucking different they are just by the sketches!!

[untrustwcrthy-fcrtuneteller]

It was late, very late, and Bim shouldn’t have been out. It was storming too, and the poor man was shivering. He’d taken a short cut to get back to his home but in all the confusion of the storm he must have gotten lost. He wandered aimlessly for a while, but soon he collapsed in the woods, scared and helpless. No one seemed to be around for miles. @ask-sub-bim

@ask-sub-bim​

No one, of course, except for Celine. Despite being soaked from the storm, she still wondered about the woods. The poor thing had not eaten in quite some time, so, when she smelled blood, she bolted for the source. Mostly out of investigation. She paused when she saw Bim on the ground.

What was someone doing out in the woods anyway? No one was usually crazy enough to come out here after dark. Nevertheless, he seemed pretty weak. 

Feeling pity for him, she gently picked him up and carried him to her cabin.

[theauthordaily]

Bim was a small young thing from a village up North, who was trying to walk back to it. He was bad with directions and it was storming so of course he’d ended up lost and alone. His clothing wasn’t anything fancy, a mere peasant’s outfit. As he laid in Celine’s cabin, getting warmer by the minute, he had nothing but nightmares.

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I am the sick