Don't Touch My Stuff

Indie Tony Stark RP || #theavengertonystark || Multi-Verse || Multi-Ship || NSFW

[theavengertonystark]

😶 // put a hand over my muse’s nose & mouth

[theavengertonystark]

punchyourwayout‌:

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“Hey, maybe Dollar Store Avengers are my thing. Don’t shit on what I like.” Tony winked and shot Nat a smile, ordering another two drinks before he turned to her and nodded. “Sure, let’s go watch and see what trouble we can get into. Lead the way.”

Nat took her drink with her and headed to the private viewing room she’d reserved. Plush seats, drinks and food and discrete toys and lube all tucked away for use.

She sat down and got comfortable before looking to the stage. “We can see them but no one looking up can see us.”

Tony rolled his eyes but sat without complaint and sipped one of his drinks slowly. After a few moments, the show began and Tony felt himself thinking of times gone by and hours wasted doing the same exact thing in his youth. 

“This reminds me of college,” he muttered under his breath.

[theavengertonystark]

😶 // put a hand over my muse’s nose & mouth

[theavengertonystark]

punchyourwayout‌:

theavengertonystark‌:

Prior thread HERE.

Tony chuckled lightly and looked around before his eyes settled on a group clustered near one corner of the dance floor, their movement and disregard for those around them clearly indicating they were high. More interesting, though, was what they were wearing.

They were all dressed as Avengers. Poor facsimiles, to be sure, but dressed nonetheless and representing all six team members. Fake Nat was pressed up against Fake Steve, hips moving fluidly as she ground back against him while dancing, while Fake Thor and Fake Bruce focused on fist-bumping as hard as they could. And then there was Fake Tony and Fake Clint, bodies pressed together as they kissed languidly…

“That certainly looks entertaining,” Tony said as he gestured toward the group. “I wonder how they’d feel about some company.”

“Seriously? You want the dollar store avengers when you could have that,” she pointed to a slowly closing door where a glimpse of a public sex show was happening. “You don’t have to just watch, you can perform too.”

“Hey, maybe Dollar Store Avengers are my thing. Don’t shit on what I like.” Tony winked and shot Nat a smile, ordering another two drinks before he turned to her and nodded. “Sure, let’s go watch and see what trouble we can get into. Lead the way.”

[theavengertonystark]

❝ my family was never the touchy-feely type. ❞

Tony sighed, one eyebrow arching upward – not in disbelief but in barely-concealed sadness.

“Well, if Cap’s the dad of this family then I guess that makes me the mom. Bring it in, Robin.” Tony opened his arms and gathered Clint into a firm hug.

[theavengertonystark]

prplhawk‌:

“Oh no I didn’t mean-” Clint started but was already pulled into a hug. “Okay good. That’s a hug. Good job. You can stop now. Please. Before anyone sees us.” Clint muttered.

“Aw, not a chance. You said the sad words. You’re in it now.” Tony continued the hug, leaning into the soul-shattering awkwardness that he felt in his core and adding a pat on the back to really make things weird.

When he stepped back, he flashed Clint a wide smile and spread his arms. “You can keep the change on that one.”

[theavengertonystark]

❝ my family was never the touchy-feely type. ❞

Tony sighed, one eyebrow arching upward – not in disbelief but in barely-concealed sadness.

“Well, if Cap’s the dad of this family then I guess that makes me the mom. Bring it in, Robin.” Tony opened his arms and gathered Clint into a firm hug.

[theavengertonystark]

😶 // put a hand over my muse’s nose & mouth

Prior thread HERE.

@punchyourwayout:

Nat did the same with her drink and scanned the evening’s activities going on around them. “Thanks. See anything that catches your eye? I can promise that all the staff are her of their own free will and will do just about anything so long as they’re comfortable with it. It may be an illegal club but it’s not barbaric.”

Tony chuckled lightly and looked around before his eyes settled on a group clustered near one corner of the dance floor, their movement and disregard for those around them clearly indicating they were high. More interesting, though, was what they were wearing.

They were all dressed as Avengers. Poor facsimiles, to be sure, but dressed nonetheless and representing all six team members. Fake Nat was pressed up against Fake Steve, hips moving fluidly as she ground back against him while dancing, while Fake Thor and Fake Bruce focused on fist-bumping as hard as they could. And then there was Fake Tony and Fake Clint, bodies pressed together as they kissed languidly...

“That certainly looks entertaining,” Tony said as he gestured toward the group. “I wonder how they’d feel about some company.”

[deadlylittlepixie]

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[blackwidowandco]

😶 // put a hand over my muse’s nose & mouth

“What have I told you about prying into my personal life?” Nat hissed in Tony’s ear from behind as she wrapped a hand over his mouth. @theavengertonystark

[theavengertonystark]

punchyourwayout‌:

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“Yeah, well, Dad always said I was an ingrate. Now, are we fighting or are we going in?”

“Do not embarrass me in here,” she warned before opening the side door and slipping inside.

Tony rolled his eyes but followed silently, hands pulling off his tie as he walked. He took a quick glance around the inside of the club, scanning for threats and points of interest and wishing he’d worn darker sunglasses.

Once they stopped moving, he eased up next to the bar and ordered two drinks before passing one to Nat. “Cheers,” he said, tossing back his entire glass of whiskey.

[blackwidowandco]

😶 // put a hand over my muse’s nose & mouth

“What have I told you about prying into my personal life?” Nat hissed in Tony’s ear from behind as she wrapped a hand over his mouth. @theavengertonystark

[theavengertonystark]

punchyourwayout‌:

theavengertonystark‌:

“So I backslide,” he said nonchalantly. “Big deal. It’s happened before, it’ll happen again. The media vultures will be thrilled.” He paused, smiling to himself. “Hell, SI stock might even see a bump.”

“You’re an idiot throwing away a life most people can only dream of.” The same could not be said of hers, as far as she was concerned.

“Yeah, well, Dad always said I was an ingrate. Now, are we fighting or are we going in?”

[blackwidowandco]

😶 // put a hand over my muse’s nose & mouth

“What have I told you about prying into my personal life?” Nat hissed in Tony’s ear from behind as she wrapped a hand over his mouth. @theavengertonystark

[theavengertonystark]

punchyourwayout‌:

theavengertonystark‌:

“Every part of that sounds amazing. Also, it’s cute that you think you can tell me what to do.”

“One photo of you in there and your career and reputation are ruined. You’re supposed to be reformed.”

“So I backslide,” he said nonchalantly. “Big deal. It’s happened before, it’ll happen again. The media vultures will be thrilled.” He paused, smiling to himself. “Hell, SI stock might even see a bump.”

[blackwidowandco]

😶 // put a hand over my muse’s nose & mouth

“What have I told you about prying into my personal life?” Nat hissed in Tony’s ear from behind as she wrapped a hand over his mouth. @theavengertonystark

[theavengertonystark]

punchyourwayout‌:

theavengertonystark‌:

“And now you’re saying I’m decent? That’s insulting. I’m insulted. It’s like you don’t even know me.” Tony pushed his glasses back up his nose and gestured for Nat to head inside the club. “Come on, let’s go see what we can stir up. Bonus points if it’s bad enough to lure Cap into public.”

“Tony, my weekend plans involve illegal fights, a sex club, and hard drugs- you’re not coming with me,” she insisted. “Absolutely not.”

“Every part of that sounds amazing. Also, it’s cute that you think you can tell me what to do.”

[blackwidowandco]

😶 // put a hand over my muse’s nose & mouth

“What have I told you about prying into my personal life?” Nat hissed in Tony’s ear from behind as she wrapped a hand over his mouth. @theavengertonystark

[theavengertonystark]

punchyourwayout‌:

theavengertonystark‌:

He immediately turned back to Nat and looked at her over the rims of his glasses, one eyebrow arched in obvious disdain. “Seriously? Are you kidding me? I practically invented the heinous things that happen in clubs. Just because I’m tame in my old age doesn’t mean I always was. You know. You put my file together for Fury.”

“Yeah, I did and I’ve been here before. Trust me, it’s no place for you or anyone else remotely decent. So just go home and let me do what I want. I promise I’ll be fit for work in a couple days.”

“And now you’re saying I’m decent? That’s insulting. I’m insulted. It’s like you don’t even know me.” Tony pushed his glasses back up his nose and gestured for Nat to head inside the club. “Come on, let’s go see what we can stir up. Bonus points if it’s bad enough to lure Cap into public.”

[blackwidowandco]

😶 // put a hand over my muse’s nose & mouth

“What have I told you about prying into my personal life?” Nat hissed in Tony’s ear from behind as she wrapped a hand over his mouth. @theavengertonystark

[theavengertonystark]

punchyourwayout‌:

theavengertonystark‌:

“Okay, okay, fine,” he responded as he flipped his hand back and forth and turned away. “Excuse me for attempting to be a concerned former boss slash teammate slash friend.”

“Tony, were you really going to follow me into an underground club? The stuff in there makes your life look tame.”

He immediately turned back to Nat and looked at her over the rims of his glasses, one eyebrow arched in obvious disdain. “Seriously? Are you kidding me? I practically invented the heinous things that happen in clubs. Just because I’m tame in my old age doesn’t mean I always was. You know. You put my file together for Fury.”

[blackwidowandco]

😶 // put a hand over my muse’s nose & mouth

“What have I told you about prying into my personal life?” Nat hissed in Tony’s ear from behind as she wrapped a hand over his mouth. @theavengertonystark

[theavengertonystark]

punchyourwayout‌:

theavengertonystark‌:

Tony flushed and sighed irritably. “I don’t know, I just… I don’t know. You had this… look on your face.”

“A look? Really? Tony honestly…” she sighed. “I’m tired and stress and I just want to unwind in the way of my choosing.”

“Okay, okay, fine,” he responded as he flipped his hand back and forth and turned away. “Excuse me for attempting to be a concerned former boss slash teammate slash friend.”

[blackwidowandco]

😶 // put a hand over my muse’s nose & mouth

“What have I told you about prying into my personal life?” Nat hissed in Tony’s ear from behind as she wrapped a hand over his mouth. @theavengertonystark

[theavengertonystark]

punchyourwayout‌:

theavengertonystark‌:

“Not exactly.” He let go of her hand and pursed his lips. “Think of it more as a protestation, for example, “Hey! What the hell?! I was just trying to make sure you were okay!” Feel free to answer any of those questions, by the way.”

“I’m fine. I’m always fine. What the hell made you think I wasn’t?” Sure her downtime interests were occasionally less than legal or safe, but putting her life on the line so often she figured she earned some fun.

Tony flushed and sighed irritably. “I don’t know, I just... I don’t know. You had this... look on your face.”

[blackwidowandco]

😶 // put a hand over my muse’s nose & mouth

“What have I told you about prying into my personal life?” Nat hissed in Tony’s ear from behind as she wrapped a hand over his mouth. @theavengertonystark

[theavengertonystark]

Tony frowned as intensely as he could, his eyes boring into Nat’s. He pulled at her wrist and mumbled something unintelligible from behind her hand.

@punchyourwayout

[blackwidowandco]

She pulled her hand away with a glare. “That has better be an apology and a promise to lay off.”

[theavengertonystark]

“Not exactly.” He let go of her hand and pursed his lips. “Think of it more as a protestation, for example, “Hey! What the hell?! I was just trying to make sure you were okay!” Feel free to answer any of those questions, by the way.

[blackwidowandco]

😶 // put a hand over my muse’s nose & mouth

“What have I told you about prying into my personal life?” Nat hissed in Tony’s ear from behind as she wrapped a hand over his mouth. @theavengertonystark

[theavengertonystark]

Tony frowned as intensely as he could, his eyes boring into Nat’s. He pulled at her wrist and mumbled something unintelligible from behind her hand.

@punchyourwayout

[bewitchingmemes]

touch-starved starters!!

❝ no one’s ever done that to me before. ❞

❝ could you play with my hair? ❞

❝ i can’t remember the last time i did this with someone. ❞ 

❝ that feels nice. ❞

❝ i haven’t been hugged in years. ❞

❝ i never want to let go. ❞

❝ let’s just cuddle forever. ❞ 

❝ you put your arm around me and i literally felt my knees buckle, this is so pathetic. ❞

❝ i just want to be held for a little while. ❞

❝ you’re legally obligated to keep holding me. ❞

❝ i think i forgot what human contact felt like. ❞

❝ i need to remember what hugs feel like. ❞

❝ do you mind if we stay like this for a little longer? ❞

❝ my family was never the touchy-feely type. ❞

❝ i’ve never been in a relationship before, so i don’t really know how to do the whole…kissing thing. ❞

❝ you were my first kiss. ❞

❝ could we cuddle, like, platonically? ❞

❝ i’m in desperate need of a hug. ❞

❝ i didn’t even know i was ticklish there! ❞