...The.Awkward.Maître D'...

............... *So Who am I?. *23. *Bisexual. *Self Proclaimed Dork. *Madness and sarcasm personified. *KDrama Addict. *Completely captivated by most books, films, and music. **Secretly believes in the magic and the authority of words.**A muggle-born sent to Hogwarts for an adventure.**A companion traveling through time and space with the Doctor.** Now currently immersed in Korean and Spanish Self Study Books. 화이팅!! *So click "follow" and join the madness! .............

[princemagnusbane]

when thor says “my turn” and you realize that the bisexuals have arrived

[tony-leung]

(insp.)

[myshipsaresunk]

unfriendly reminder that Wanda Maximoff:

- witnessed her parents die at 10 years old and spent days hiding under her bed waiting for the second bomb to go off 

- grew up with only her brother in an impoverished and war-torn country

- spent years being experimented on by literal Nazis (she’s also Romani)

- was manipulated by an evil A1 that wanted to destroy humankind

- lost her twin brother in her early twenties and was immediately whisked off to a foreign country with strangers

- tried to become a better person but was globally labeled a terrorist after she tried to stop an actual terrorist

- was referred to as a weapon rather than a human being

- was locked up in a straightjacket and a shock collar in an underwater prison without having ever been put through a legal trial just because she didn’t sign a document taking away all her rights as a human being

- had to go on the run for several years after being broken out of said illegal prison

- had to kill her own boyfriend in order to save the universe

- had to watch as a genocidal maniac brought her boyfriend back to life just to kill him again

- found out that people were dissembling her boyfriend’s body to study it and use it to make weapons FIVE YEARS AFTER HIS DEATH

- was once again considered a terrorist after she noped away with his body and locked herself in her own alternate reality where she could find some semblance of happiness

- was targeted with a drone strike in front of her own children and then told that it was “just a precaution” when she confronted the person who ordered the attack - a person who knew she watched her parents be killed by a similar missile

- is being manipulated by another supervillain who is taking advantage of her grief, probably in an attempt to steal her children or her own power

[theawkwardmaitre-d]

Well, when you put it like that I'd say she's doing better than expected considering

[yaraaimsakul]

2020 in skamverse history

[theawkwardmaitre-d]

I really need to catch up on druck

[ethicalmemes]

The wonderful mind of a child. #EthicalMemes

[theawkwardmaitre-d]

🤣🤣🤣Couldn't have said it better myself

[strike-light-and-run]

characters

icons.

[skamgif]

[theawkwardmaitre-d]

Rewatching this Elite series again!

[tardis-impala]

SKAM: (2015-2017)

[withouttheschiza-deactivated201]

[whencookiesscream]

[philippageorgiou]

[theawkwardmaitre-d]

I love them soo much!

[blackqueerblog]

Rutger Bregman is the Dutch historian who became a global sensation after an appearance at this year’s Davos summit, where he accused attending billionaires of ignoring taxation. Now he has created another viral moment in an extremely uncomfortable interview with Fox News’s Tucker Carlson.

Bregman so riled Carson with his accusations of hypocrisy, critiques of Fox’s conservative agenda, and attacks on Donald Trump that the TV host called him a “moron” and angrily told him: “Go fuck yourself.”

Source

Lot more people around the world are going to watch this now than if it actually aired. Speaking truth to power is the best viral content!

[theawkwardmaitre-d]

Every time I see this video I just open mouth cackle at the stupidity of Tucker Carlson

[thehappyvet]

[theawkwardmaitre-d]

Well...

[stuck-in-jelly]

This is great news and all but a gentle reminder

He deserves no pity.

[incorrectgreekgods]

the horse really is in the hospital now

[theawkwardmaitre-d]

[clarkegriffins]

t100 is FINALLY ending and i just want to say that: i hope everyone dies. EVERYONE. no exceptions. Let the dog Picasso be the last one standing, i believe in Picasso supremacy

[theawkwardmaitre-d]

My sentiments exactly!

[masonsgooding]

HENRY GOLDING AND PARKER SAWYERS Monsoon (2019) dir. Hong Khaou

[theawkwardmaitre-d]

WHAT. IS. THIS???!!!! 😮