The Paradoctor

Yes hello. I am the anime nerd. Plz say hello. 24 years of age. I mostly reblog lots of memes here. So if you enjoy memes stick around.

[all-hail-trash-prince]

Danny Phantom AU where his eyes glow or at least reflect even in human form

So basically all I want to see is one of the Fentons going downstairs at 3 AM only to find Danny raiding the fridge with his glowing eyes

[eggwraith]

maddie: honey your eyes! why are they glowing?

danny, lost his last braincell to death disease at fourteen: i. ate ectoplasm?

maddie: straight?!

danny: uh… no i warmed it up and. dipped. my tator tots in it.

maddie, disappointed mother and very excited scientist: what did it taste like

danny: ranch 2

[viostormcaller]

RANCH 2

[kim-my-art]

[2u3u1u2002dotcom-deactivated202]

having adhd is like im so tired of music. im so tired of sleeping. every day i decide what to eat for dinner

[2u3u1u2002dotcom-deactivated202]

only people with adhd will understansd this post

[salvadorbonaparte]

Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books  that I try to update regularly 

[salvadorbonaparte]

**UPDATE**

I have restructured the folders to make them easier to use and managed to add almost all languages requested and then some

Please let me know any further suggestions

[salvadorbonaparte]

[clockworktardis]

….holy shit. You found the holy grail.

[leftovergarlicbread]

Op I Love You

[kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031]

I love Bernie now

[unprecedentedgay]

I can’t believe you left out the next panel

[science-jumps]

Did the artist really think this is supposed to be anti-Bernie

[nakedinasnowsuit]

This is awesome

[all-comes-crashing]

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

[it-mii]

If this ain’t me

[desertpups]

k a a ac h o o iw

[sabertoothwalrus]

all I could think of was this tiktok is he ok????

[virotek-deactivated20210127]

It’s best to give off a warped image of yourself online. Share contradictory pieces of information, post at inconsistent hours, express opposite extremes of your character, and so on and so on. 

[mauxanhduong]

*checks tumblr* *consumes the three new posts that have appeared since i last checked tumblr* *refreshes tumblr* *consumes the one new post that just appeared* *refreshes tumblr again* *no new posts appear* *checks discord* *is overwhelmed by the big servers* *nothing new in the small servers* *checks tumblr again* *consumes the two n

[mauxanhduong]

you. you get it

[rylandgraces]

knife fighting scene in jw3 is the pinnacle of cinematic experience and im right

[kaijuno]

I found an old rusty USB in the basement today should I see if anything’s on it

[kaijuno]

oh we’re off to a good start

[kaijuno]

These were the only two pictures on it, like 8 folders deep.

Anyone know… Gallifreyan?????

[kaijuno]

ALSO there were a bunch of ancient (okay from 2014) SCP games on it?? and a Gameboy Emulator and a copy of the game Lifehouse, based off the concept album The Who tried to write in the 70’s, but Pete Townsend got too lost in the sauce or whatever and had a mental breakdown and never finished it

[kaijuno]

Thank u for your translation also I don’t know how to feel about this but based on the name of the USB I can’t say I’m surprised

[hellshire-harlot]

This is the polar opposite of a Creepypasta

[sleepyheadkl]

Tornado

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

I want every non-Midwesterner to know that we are drilled in tornado safety from a young age and know exactly what we should do to keep ourselves safe. And yet we do exactly as pictured in the bottom image every time a tornado comes around.

[mornington-the-crescent]

[knifefightscene]

im mhdfhfsghdghdfhgc

[heyitsmeterra]

the ad breaks are SENDING me

[ithelpstodream]

[phantom-of-notre-dame]

Ducklings: MOMOMOMOMOMOMOMMMMM

Mama: It’s okay. Just… Jump

[adurot]

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

[sneater]

i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

[onion-bagels]

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

[geekandmisandry]

“This is why I draw in black and white” was all my sleepy, horrified boyfriend could say.

[hecallsmehischild]

Holy…. you know what… this last image is probably the only image that has ever been able to convince me this brain hack was a real thing and we didn’t all just roar onto the battlefield because half of us had been hideously duped… we were all duped. By our own brains.

[beatboxbully]

thank god we’ve all collectively forgotten about baldi’s basics, right? no one’s drawing the bald green guy sexy again, right?

[kajbsdfhgioigjhfdsahjsid]

hey alex

[kajbsdfhgioigjhfdsahjsid]

I want to play a game. 

Underneath one out of the three of these red cups is a piece of personalized sexy baldi fanart created by yours truly, specifically for you. Choose either 2 cups without the art under it, you win, and I spare your life. Choose the wrong cup, and you pay the ultimate sacrifice. Failure to come to a decision results in immediate execution. 

Choosing the sexy baldi art is a 1/3 chance.

Make your decision. 

Or end your life. 

[beatboxbully]

*I am fucking sweating* J-Jesus Christ… you— you don’t have to do this. You know that, right? Is this some kind of fucking.. sadistic prank, or something? It’s not funny— knock it off! I—I.. *gulps* Fuck… shit, okay.. uh.. *I tap the tops of the cups as if that would be any indicator of what’s under them* FUCK! Fine, okay, I choose the first one on the left, Jesus christ!

[kajbsdfhgioigjhfdsahjsid]

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

in case you haven’t heard it today, or don’t fully realise it yet: i promise you that most people in this world are kind, loving and understanding. the people around you want you to succeed, they do not want you to fail. your friends don’t hate you, they love you, and they want to see you grow and prosper. 

the world is not as bad as it seems. don’t forget that.

[jollyreginaldrancher]

Sounds fake but ok

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

good news: it’s not fake. everything i said is true. being dismissive towards good things is a damaging mindset to have. you’ll feel a lot better if you have some trust and if you’re willing to consider optimistic viewpoints.

[bluelikecloudss]

Is this what non depressed people feel like ? Damn. You’re so lucky

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

i’m extremely mentally ill and extremely depressed at that. deflecting good advice that encourages you to think positively about life by claiming that the person who said it is not depressed (when i very much am) is also a very damaging mindset to have.

[langsandlit]

OP is the opposite of the “Then Perish” meme. All of OP’s replies read as “Then Prosper”.

[beachdeath]

#1 rule of freelancing is that you have to be dead fuckin serious about getting paid. do not assume everything is going fine and they will pay you eventually. follow up as many times as you have to until the money is in your bank account. if you catch yourself thinking, “oh, i don’t want to bother them…” kill that thought and b o t h e r them. send uber-polite, grandma-is-watching e-mails along the lines of, “Hi! Hope this note finds you well. Just wanted to check in re: the status of my payment. Do you know when the funds will be available?” every few days until you get your money. 

also if you’re freelancing for a client based in new york city they’re legally required to pay you within thirty days of receiving your invoice so put a note on your invoice that says, “Per the Freelance Isn’t Free Act, payment is due within thirty days of completion.” if they go over that deadline or they just don’t pay you at all, you can file a complaint with the city’s department of consumer affairs and have your lost wages recovered. go w/ christ brah. 

[real-faker]

Also in general, if you’re like… legit freelancing and drawing up a contract, familiarize yourself with a “Net 30″ or “Net 15″ clause and agree on what the timeframe for payment is before you’ve even started the work.  It’s awesome that NYC has legislation about that, but you can definitely hold your client accountable to pay you regardless of where you live!