[no-chill-at-all]

[brittany-murphy]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[arabwife]

[jinxproof]

Rila Fukushima by Nobuyoshi Araki

[willow]

je suis sick of this shit

[bpdroses-deactivated20180617]

moi fucking too

[helila]

énorme mood

[wikipedie]

A Slytherin and a Hufflepuff being married y’all

[flamebroiler-deactivated2014061]

when you order regular fries and you get a few curly fries

[officialunitedstates]

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

[accioconfusion]

cable news network

[officialunitedstates]

could be.  literally no one knows

[bimbinis]

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

[bimbinis]

Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined

[thefloatingstone]

Anime cliches I miss because they don’t really do them any more

The sweatdrop

Liberal use of the V sign, even in situations that did not call for it and does not require a camera to be present.

Falling over because someone said or did something so incredibly stupid it made you lose all strength and will to live.

When they do the anime face thing

Making characters squishy

the dignity laugh

[czarryy]

theres a special place in my heart for the dignity laugh

[boredzoi]

This is the first 100% pure and good post I’ve seen on this hellsite in years

[lifelikeslemons]

I always called that last one the ‘O-hime laugh’

[markwatney]

call 911 she’s been shot

[djpaulyd]

Someone: you should come to this party! Me: I have an exam in 2 months

[turing-tested]

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

[kylesquips]

If you wanna date a milf you gotta play the long game fellas

[kylesquips]

Step one: get a gf

Step two: wait

[spatialsoloist]

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

[smoochim]

@saltyauntyoonji ?😂😘

[showerthoughts-lol]

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

[cillart]

Gotta make sure they work

[shinosarna]

channel your inner crab

[shut-up-jab]